This Sting Of The Scorpion Skull Mirror looks pretty cool. I’ll just freshen myself up here and comb my hair, while I scare myself senseless cuz A. That mirror is creepy and I see myself within the skull and B. That scorpion now appears to be crawling on my mirror-face. In other words, I love it. By the way, did you hear the one about the scorpion who became a director? His name is David Pincher. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Tag: scary
The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle
Be in darkness nevermore thanks to this cool and creepy The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle. “Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'” “Quoth me, Just give me that cool candle and shut your seed-hole! You are so negative bird! How about FOREVERmore instead of NEVERmore. God, I can’t be around you.” That’s why ravens and I don’t get along. I’m very rude. This is also why birds attack me in public. Oh man, I almost accidentally typed “pubic”. Thank God they don’t attack me there.
This candle is inspired by Poe’s poem The Raven. It will look great with your other Gothic decor.
Classy Cryptids – Mythical Creature Necklaces
Buy one of these Mythical Creature Necklaces and give it to Bigfoot. That way a mythical creature will be wearing a mythical creature necklace. I just think that’s cool. This shop has Bigfoot, The Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster. We all know they are real though. I’ve had my own sightings. I’m not trying to convince you. Just stop being distracted. While you argue about politics on Facebook, there’s a Sasquatch squatting in your yard. Trust your instincts. That steaming pile ain’t from no dog.
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Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments
I know. It’s August. Way too early for Christmas. I’m just getting you prepared for when the jolly fat man comes down your chimney. What? No, I don’t think that sounded dirty at all. I’m just saying Santa is coming in December and he is coming hard. I really don’t get why you’re giggling. Santa gives it all he has. It’s hard work. Ohhhhhhhh. I see. You dirty birds. Get your mind out of the gutter and get these Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments on your tree cuz Santa comes but once a year and when he does, he explodes with happiness and joy, oh f**k I did it again. I give up.
Sexy and Educational Anatomy Tights
Damn girl! Your anatomy is looking tight in those anatomy tights! Sorry if I’m staring. I’m just trying to learn about the body. Mind if I rub my hand all over these images? I’m a very textile learner. What? Oh I meant tactile. Wait, did you smack me cuz I don’t know english or because I was being a perv? Doesn’t really matter at this point. What have I learned from this situation? Well, if I deciphered your tights correctly, I learned that you have a nice hippocampus and I’d really like to enroll there. No? I stand by my interpretation.
Your legs have given me much food for thought and now I’m off to other adventures.