Hey there my ghoulishly gregarious gargoyle guys and gals. You know what looks nice in a gothic themed bathroom? Gargoyle Soap. It gets your hands clean, but you still feel a bit dirty. These are only scary at first. Once you wash your hands enough, the scary little faces wear off and you can relax.
Tag: scary
Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs – Nasty
Want to crush someone between the sharp teeth of a monster? A monster with many eyes? Just put their picture in this Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs and pretend that they are being chewed for all eternity. You know, if that’s your thing. I’m not sure how this beast brushes its teeth. It probably just cleans its teeth with the bones of those in the picture.
The Wolfman Universal Monsters High-Waisted Panties
That’s a nice pair of The Wolfman Universal Monsters High-Waisted Panties ya got there. Just can’t tell if it’s really the wolfman or if you just need to shave. Either way, I’m good with that and ready for a sexy night. My weiner is so small you’ll think that I invited the Invisible Man, so it’s all good. Maybe we should invite the rest of the monsters and have a party. I love that they’re high waisted, cuz I’m also high wasted if ya know what I mean.
Cool Raven Light Switch Plate Cover – Nevermore
When you have this Raven Light Switch Plate Cover, the Ravens only come out in the light. Reminds me of Edgar Allan Poe-lease turn the damn lights out when you leave a room! I’m not made of money you know. Plus, it’s wasteful. So to leaving the lights on, I say “Nevermore!”
This light switch plate looks pretty cool. So don’t be bird-brained and turn out the light. That’s all I’m saying.
Skull Butter Dish – I Can’t Believe It’s Not Horror
Set your butter on the table in style with this Skull Butter Dish. Well, I mean, it’s not “skull butter”. The butter isn’t made out of skulls. It’s in a cool skull dish. *Looks at skeleton” Hmmm nice body. Butter face… Hahahaha I crack myself up. But I never crack a butter dish. That’s like 7 years bad luck with toast right? I like toast, so I’m careful.