Guys, I just traveled back in time from 2013 and I brought these sweet Universal Monsters Hot Wheels Cars with me. Okay, I lied. I just found these like 4 years too late, but it’s cool cuz I can still buy them. I can’t wait to race these guys against each other. And have a demolition derby which I’m calling the monster mash! The Creature from the Black Lagoon has a sweet ride, but the interior is all wet and nasty. Dracula won’t show up. You know why? He’d rather do a blood drive! Zing. I still got it. Now, let’s race!
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Memento Mori Skull Bracelet
Check out this cool Skull Bracelet peeps! Memento Mori biatches! It’s wearable art for your wrist with a creepy twist. That rhymes cuz I’m a poet and didn’t know it. I rhymed it, I timed it, I acted out and mimed it. So there. This bracelet is perfect. A vintage bracelet with a cotton fabric skull-pture!
Cthulhu Yahtzee – Roll The Dice With An Ancient One
Roll the dice the Cthulhu way! I got Yahtzee! I got Yahtzee! Cthulhu Yahtzee! Is it normal for a portal to open up in the living room that looks like it leads to hell? What about Cthulhu’s minions that are now pouring out of it? Check out those glow in the dark dice son! Cthulhu ain’t fooling around. Well, I guess he is cuz he likes to make Cthulhu babies, but you know what I mean. How else you think he’s gonna get dominion over Earth.
Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes
These Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes are killer. No seriously. They are full of killers. These guys may even steal your sole. Heh. That’s a little shoe joke. And you know what they say about guys who tell little shoe jokes. I hope you know, cuz it escapes me. One shoe has the names of the movies, the other has the characters from those movies. So don’t ever lose your shoe or you’ll never figure out which movies these guys belong with.
Twisted Toyland Tarot Cards
Twisted Toyland. Sounds like an adult sex shop. Deal me in! Nah. Just a cool set of tarot cards so some gypsy can tell your future. And that future is gonna involve some insane and demented toys. The Twisted Toyland Tarot Cards set is a 22 Card Major Arcana Tarot Deck. Who gives a reading with these cards? They’re all like, “I’ll charge you a hundred bucks to introduce you to the most demented toybox ever.” I’d be like, no thanks, cuz I had the most foul and darkest and most twisted toy box ever when I was a kid. But that’s only cuz I pooped in it(foul), my mom painted it black(darkest) and my dad was a sh*t carpenter(wood was all twisted).
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