Vroom vroom! I love hitting the open road with my bone-r-cycle and feeling the power of the skeleton rev between my legs. That’s why I love this Bone Chillin’ Skeleton Motorcycle Statue. I’ll ride anything with ribs. I realize how dirty that sounds. It’s literally a white knuckle ride. See that guy’s knuckles there on the front wheel? White. I think this guy was in that show called Bones of Anarchy. Love that show. Skeleton gangs rule!
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Gothic Spider Web Shelf
This is a cool Gothic Spider Web Shelf, but I already have one. You know how I got it? I just don’t dust. That’s probably why I also have a Gothic mantle of dead bugs and a Gothic refrigerator with mold behind it. Do you think spiders will be drawn to this shelf? I would be if I were a spider. A pre-fab web already built, so I don’t have to wear out my spider-butt spinning silk? Sign me up.
Cthulhu Fireside Companion Set
This Cthulhu Fireside Companion Set is a set of cool tools for your fireplace. Probably forged by a blacksmith with some Cthulhu tentacle slime to give it magical properties. It is a “set”, not an actual “Cthulhu Fireside Companion”, cuz trust me, that doesn’t work.
Thanks for being my companion as I sit by the fire, Cthulhu. Hey, stop squirming. I know you barely fit in that chair, what with your butt-tentacles and all, but damn, sit still. What do you mean it’s too hot in here? Okay, so your skin is drying out. Put on some moisturizer. Damn, stop complaining and just enjoy an evening by the fire! You know something? You are not a good fireside pal!
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Vinyl Monster Decals For Your Car
3QuartermoonCreative sells all kinds of cool Vinyl Monster Decals For Your Car. I’m gonna get some of these. Monsters will keep people from tailgating me all day. Get off my butt man! You don’t wanna wake the monster! That’s a warning sticker pal! You hit me and pop my trunk, this is the monster you’re gonna see. Well, that and like 10 potato chip bags and a pair of jumper cables.
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Team Hell All-Star Horror Team Print
What team are you rooting for? *Shrugs* I dunno. Team hell? This fun print features all of your favorite horror psychos and villains like they are a Soccer team or something. Team Hell. If they win, that’s where you’re going. It features Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Pinhead, Scream, Chucky, Jigsaw and Leatherface.
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