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Good Ol’ Menstrual Cycle Poster

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Good Ol' Menstrual Cycle Poster
Check out this Good Ol’ Menstrual Cycle Poster. It shows the entire cycle and explains what’s going on. My poster would have been way different. It would start with a bunch of cramping and end with a woman chasing me with a knife, while clutching a box of bon-bons in the other hand and cradling a gallon of ice cream in the crook of her arm. Then when she caught me, she would slice me on the arm just to mark me, then tell me how much she loves me and how sorry she is. Then 28 days later we would repeat it all over again. Isn’t nature wonderful?

Thanks for the tip Calyn.

Coffin Shaped Footstool: For If Your Feet Are Dead Tired

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Coffin Shaped Footstool For If Your Feet Are Dead TiredMan, my feet are dead tired. Time to lay these puppies out, embalm ’em and put ’em to rest on this Coffin Shaped Footstool. I’m a little worried for their tortured soles though. Shhhhhhh! You just hush puppies. Rest now. Go to a better place. All of your old shoes will be there to greet you.
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Etched Copper Garden Spider Necklace

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Etched Copper Garden Spider NecklaceYou know why I don’t garden? Well, aside from the fact that everything I touch dies, did you know there are spiders outside? True story. And everyone knows that when a spider touches you, you feel all icky and weird. I don’t need any of that jazz. I wish they were all as cool as this Etched Copper Garden Spider Necklace. It’s awesome cuz it doesn’t move and is already dead.

A spider as a fashion accessory? Yeah! On the bottom of my shoe! Hahahaha! Am I right? *Reaches blindly for high five. Feels a hairy tarantula hand slap me.* Is there a giant spider behind me? Yeah, I’m just gonna run and scream now. Like a human police car. Running and screaming. That’s me. *Radio static* All cars. We have a 519 in progress. *Radio static.* I’m on the case! *Peels out and runs like hell.* A 519 is a giant spider behind you. I’m out!
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Clown Skull – Bozo’s Bones

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Clown Skull - Bozos BonesHave you ever wanted to see what a clown skull looks like? No need to drag a circus clown in front of an X-Ray machine… Well, maybe there is, since that’s always fun. Anyway, check out this cool clown cranium. I always thought that nose was a foam attachment. I guess you are either born a clown or you’re just clowning around.

Fun fact: I was the class clown in school. We all were. It was clown college. I dropped out to pursue a mime career. I was known as “Silent But Deadly- the farting mime”. Hard to make money though, when no one wants to come close enough to drop money in your hat.

Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Action Figures

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Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Action FiguresIt’s my 3 best friends, Boo, Frank and Count. joshuaizzo created these for a friend. What, I’m not your friend Josh? What about that time we binged on Boo Berry all night and washed it down with a Franken-Chocula mix? That meant nothing? Oh yeah, I was alone that night, talking to the characters on the boxes. Sorry Josh, but I really want these. Where does your friend live? It would be a shame if something happened to those figures. Know what I mean? I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. Like 6 boxes of Frankenberry. He’s the weakest link in the awesome spooky cereal chain.