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The Cubinati: A New World Order Puzzle

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The Cubinati A New World Order Puzzle
The Cubinati! Made by the Illuminati. Who choose to stay away from the paparazzi! They’d rather stay at home and play Yahtzee! That’s just what I heard. Plus it rhymes. Solve this puzzle pyramid and I think you get a free membership in the group.

Perks include being a part of the New World Order and free pizza every Wednesady night! Score! The all-seeing eye is watching so solve it fast or else be dealt with by the elusive secret society. This puzzle will give you something to do while your population is being culled. Look at how happy and totally not brainwashed that girl in the ad looks. Why so serious?
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Copper Creeps Creatures

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Copper Creeps Creatures
These Copper Creeps Creatures are cute and crazy, comical, classic and creative. Also collectible. I ran out of C words. Non-dirty ones anyway. This is Series 2 of Copper Creeps, which will launch on April 9th from mechtorians.bigcartel.com. They’re pretty adorable.

These are “Vlad”and “Orlok”. In all seriousness, they look pretty awesome and hit that sweet spot between creepy and cute that we all love.
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Post Human Vampire Skulls

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Post Human Vampire Skulls
These Post Human Vampire Skulls are gonna give me nightmares. Apparently these things were genetically enhanced to give them improvements over the average human. It’s like The Terminator and Dracula had a baby and that baby ate the world, draining one corpse at a time, then plugging it’s cyborg self into some receptacle and charging up. Still, dudes got a great profile. I’d kill to look that awesome in pictures. That’s like a quality yearbook picture from Killer Vampire Robot High. Picture like that will land you a sweet wife and an awesome job.

Unlike me. My picture landed me an angry wife and weird job blogging about strange and freaky stuff. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Anyhow I don’t think I could type without a woman screaming in the background anymore and the occasional object sailing past my head. NO, I WILL NEVER STOP USING THE FANCY DINNERWARE TO CUT MY SNICKERS BARS WITH A FORK AND KNIFE! THANK YOU FOR ASKING!
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Sugar Skull Car Floor Mats

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Sugar Skull Car Floor Mats
These Sugar Skull Car Floor Mats will make your car more colorful and creepy. Cuz let’s face it, you need something cool to drop your coffee and car-food all over. Etsy seller InkandRags has all kinds of colors and styles available. Pretty cool. Normally if I want a sugar skull I have to down like 5 Twix bars, a snickers and some pixie dust, wash it down with a big gulp and wait for the sugar high to give way to the sugar headache, but this is a much better way to have a sugar skull.

I’m all about the skulls and roses. I have like 3 skulls in my rose garden alone- Uh. Said too much. Really sucks that my backspace key doesn’t work. So it was just a joke. jk everyone. Ha ha. I’m so silly. Later peeps. Gotta go take care of some stuff. Nothing to see here. Catch ya on the flip side.
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Crow Skull Hair Tie

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Crow Skull Hair Tie
This Crow Skull Hair Tie is really something to crow about. I only know about this because a little birdie told me. Psst. It was the birdie in my hair. He can’t keep his beak out of my business. You know what they say, a bird in the hair is worth 2 in your bush. Although, why you would put birds down there I have no idea. Hey, it’s your bush, let it thrive with beautiful birdies.