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Bat Wing Hair Bow

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Bat Wing Hair Bow
Da da da da da da da….Batgirlllllllll! In the old days if you wanted some bat wings in your hair you had to go outside and wait for a bat to swoop down and get all tangled in your locks while you scream and curse and wonder why you ever wanted bat wings in your hair in the first place. Not anymore. Now all you have to do is buy a Bat Wing Hair Bow. No need to get your scalp all clawed up by a squeaky bat. Isn’t modern life amazing?

Can I get a hell yeah? I can’t hear you. I said can I get a hell yeah? That’s better. Geesh, you guys are loud! Had to close my window!
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Cool Horror Themed Tank Tops

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Cool Horror Themed Tank Tops
These Horror Themed Tank Tops from KillerKitty(No kitty! Bad kitty! No!) are pretty sexy and cool. Why do they call them tank tops anyway. I always expect to see a fish tank built into the bra area with little goldfish swimming. There’s no tank in these tops. See, this is why the world confuses me. A tank top should be like a tarp you put over your battle tank when it rains. THAT IS HOW WORDS WORK PEOPLE!

Anyway… Tanks for putting up with that. Haha. You walked right into that one, like BAM, your head just connected with a telephone pole cuz you were texting. Anyway… The seller has several to choose from and they are pretty sweet.
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Sterling Silver Skull Bullet Poison Pendant

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Sterling Silver Skull Bullet Poison Pendant
You guys and gals are helping to make this here blog number one with a bullet and I appreciate that. So here’s the world’s deadliest and scariest bullet. Any bullet with a skull on top is some serious shizz yall. But you don’t put this in an equally evil looking gun. You wear this Sterling Silver Skull Bullet Poison Pendant around your neck. Maybe to remind yourself that bullets don’t kill people, it’s the skull on top of the bullet that kills people. Cuz getting hit by that would be all kinds of nasty. I cry when I get hit with a spongy Nerf bullet. Gonna have to write an angry letter to the NRA(Nerf Rifle Association) about that. Anyhow, bite the bullet and put this cool pendant around your neck.
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The Ultimate Cthulhu Purse

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The Ultimate Cthulhu Purse
Do you Lovecraft? I love craft? Especially scrapbooking, embroidery and the occasional bedazzling of random objects. You know what else I love? Lovecraft. Sure do. That’s why I dig this Cthulhu Purse. Imagine sticking all of your important belongings into this amazing beast. Hell, anything you drop in there may be gone forever since this is likely a portal to another dimension. Say what? It’s true. Somewhere there is a giant planet sized mound of lipsticks, black books, eyeliner and more. All from previous owners. Cthulhu eats a hearty meal from this pile every seven days and gets strong for his impending crossing across the veil. And now it can be your turn! They say if you put your ear up to it, you can hear him belching.

Awesome Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips

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Awesome Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips
Let Cthulhu run his tentacles through your hair. These Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips and accessories from TheCuriousCogsmith are perfect for Lovecraft fans. So put some tentacles and eyes in your hair. Everyone will know you are Cthulhu’s girl, because now you are marked.

People like me would approach to flirt with you,but then we’ll see that hair clip and be all like, “Nope. Don’t need to be killed by Cthulhu, whether you are aware that you are his bride or not. Laterz. By the way, your hair looks awesome. Just sayin”
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