This Crow Skull Hair Tie is really something to crow about. I only know about this because a little birdie told me. Psst. It was the birdie in my hair. He can’t keep his beak out of my business. You know what they say, a bird in the hair is worth 2 in your bush. Although, why you would put birds down there I have no idea. Hey, it’s your bush, let it thrive with beautiful birdies.
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Spiderweb Hat Spider Headpiece
You know when you are walking outside and you get a spiderweb in your hair? So you scream and try to get it off and you end up on your hands and knees crying? This Spiderweb Hat Spider Headpiece is like that. Only on purpose.
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive… Yeah, but practice makes perfect. And I’ve practiced smacking myself all over the head every time I get a spiderweb in my hair. I can no longer remember people’s names, but I’m pretty sure I’m spider-free.
Cool Skull Wallets
GodspeedLeatherwerks not only work at the speed of God, (Although they were just beat in a race by the son of God! Young whippersnapper!) but they also make some really cool wallets. They have skulls and everything. They are perfect for your cash, cards and other stuff that you carry around. No bones about it, these wallets are awesome. Morbidly awesome. Which is better than morbidly obese. Or even obesely morbid. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
All I’m saying is that these wallets are great. Leather! That’s what I’m into. Minus the ball gag and other accessories of course!
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Gothic Skull Ring
This Gothic Skull Ring is pretty awesome. It looks like it is coming alive all 3D like. That’s pretty scary. Not as scary as that time I had a grease fire trying to make my own deep friend Snickers bars and tried to put it out with a gallon of water, but still. That reminds me, my eyebrows still aren’t growing back. I guess I’ll be leaving the house as angry-sharpie-brow guy again today. At least it keeps other humans from interacting with me.
Gentlemen Dinosaurs Neckties Will Keep You Looking Dapper
If your sense of style went extinct, you can bring it back with these cool Gentlemen Dinosaurs Neckties. I’ve always been more of dinosaur and a gentleman rather than an officer and a gentleman. Sometimes I’m a gentleman and a scholar. Mostly I’m just a fan of cool dinosaur ties. These ties are sick. Juras-sick!
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