The Octopus Toilet Paper Holder is like having extra tentacles for your TP. The only problem is that this guy won’t ever stop staring at you while you are taking an octo-dump. That’s an 8 minute dump for those who don’t know. Could also be used for a massive dump of 8 curvy logs that look like floating tentacles. Not that I would know. I don’t look at my poop after it leaves me. I’m not one for long and drawn out goodbyes.
Tag: tentacles
Cthulhu Wood Bookends
Unhand my books Cthulhu! You tentacled tyrant! These Cthulhu Wood Bookends are ironically not the ends of books at all, but rather a tentacled monster to hold up your books. Some people are confused easily, so had to point that out. Better get one of these and get Kraken on your reading? Get it? Kraken? I know, lame. But this thing won’t look lame on your shelf. It’ll look badass and Cthulhu-y.
Coffee Mugs With Etched and Painted Tentacles
Wow. So tenta-cool man! Look at those tentacles just wavin all over the place. Probably doing the wave! These Coffee Mugs With Etched and Painted Tentacles are awesome. Get yourself a face full of tentacles with your coffee or tea.
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Lovecraftian Horror Portal
Getting hungry. I’ll just make myself a nice little healthy salad with some- WHAT IN THE TENTACLED HELL? WHAT FOUL DEMON POURS INTO THIS REALITY FROM YONDER PORTAL? Oh, it’s just another Lovecraftian horror. Phew. Ever since I got this Lovecraftian Horror Portal, horrors have been busting in like Kramer on Seinfeld. *Quickly makes a sandwich. Tentacles scoop it up and retreat back where they came from.*
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Large Octopus Brooch
I’m not afraid to brooch the subject. This Large Octopus Brooch is the bee’s knees, Cthulhu’s tentacles, Medusa’s locks, Frankenstein’s bolts. Too scared to wear it? Don’t be an octo-puss! This guy has eight arms to hold ya with baby. Plus he’s all ink splattered, like a pen exploded in his face. I hate when that happens. He was probably just writing in his diary and SPLAT, day ruined. Don’t let your day be ruined by missing your chance at a cool accessory.