Etsy seller ZombieHolocaust will make you some cool Zombie cake toppers for your Zombie themed wedding or other occasion.
This cake topper shown here has the bride and groom defending their special day from the undead who are attacking. The seller calls this one a medium gore level of cake topper, with blood, limb loss and some guts. Just the way we like it. I’ll have mine medium gore please.
Thomas Kinkade paints all kinds of idyllic scenes. Quaint little cottages in the snow, quiet villages by a mountainside… You know the kind. It’s the sort of thing that your grandmother pays too much for on QVC and hangs on the wall, telling you everyday that when she is gone, it will be all yours. Too bad you don’t want it. Then granny dies and you are stuck with it, so you sell it for fifty bucks at your yard sale. Then granny haunts you for all time and makes you insane. All because of Thomas Kinkade. Do you know how hard it is to write an article while granny is jabbering away about her thrift store finds on the other side and the fact that she doesn’t need dentures “over here”? STFU granny.
Anyway, this Etsy seller has dramatically increased the value and interestingness (Yes, that is a word, because I have seen other people on the internet using it. Shut it granny!) by adding some Zombies to Kinkade’s work. These guys are terrorizing the hell out of that quiet little cottage. Only $19.95 for a print.
These painted undead ladies of the evening are just working stiffs. Proposition these bitches with stitches and you will get a lot more than you bargained for. Assuming that you did bargain. It’s always a good idea to bargain with ladies of the night. You never know when they are running specials.
Prepare for a mosaic comic book adventure that will leave you wanting more. Spoiler alert: They’re kinda crabby and kinda scabby and their undead pimp is 2 weeks from retirement.
More shots below.
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Etsy seller MindsEyeCreation makes all kinds of scary and creepy stuff. This evil hell spawn which looks like an amalgamation of all of my ex-wives is called a jar head. Not because he’s a marine, but because he actually has a jar head.
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Do do do do do Infector Gadget do do do do do doo doo! This nasty little zombie freak will be the hottest(and nastiest creepy) action figure this year. Only $50. He is 8 inches of pure WTF awesomeness. Coincidentally that’s what I usually say to the ladies, but that always ends in laughter, followed by a debate about whether you can include the taint in the measurement. After that it’s just tears and a bucket of ice cream for me.
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