What the shizz? This is the scariest piece of interior frighting I have seen in a long time. Yeah, this Scary Demonic Skull And Frame Light Fixture is perfect for your den. Just as long as you call a priest in right away to exorcise it. You ever see a grown man scream every time the lights come on? You will if I buy this. Which I won’t because I value my sanity. The gold chains are a nice touch. Makes it look like Mr. T’s ghost is breaking through your wall. I pity the fool who ain’t got good lighting.
Tag: wall art
Mohawk Rooster Mask Wall Hanging
If you are Mad Max and sleeping in the post-apocalyptic desert somewhere, this is the rooster that wakes you up. Then it laughs maniacally and tries to shoot you. This Mohawk Rooster Mask Wall Hanging will let you recreate that feeling anytime you want.
Cock-a-doodle-do motha f***er!
Ouija Board Wall Art
Ouija- Ouija- Oui-just love this Ouija Board Wall Art. Ouija Bored? Then grab a Ouija Board and entertain yourself by playing with a spiritual realm you have no understanding of whatsoever. All the kids are doing it and only half of them are possessed. The other half are rocking back and forth, wide eyed, chanting nonsense in a psyche ward. Psyche! I just made that up. See what I did there? Word play.
I’m not afraid of Ouija boards. Other kids went to boarding school. I went to Ouija boarding school. That’s where the nuns hit you with Ouija boards instead of rulers. Made me the man I am today. A man with mangled hands.
Werewolf And Vampire Wall Hanging Art
I’m gonna hang these Werewolf And Vampire Wall Hanging Art pieces at opposite ends of the room and watch them stare each other down. That way they won’t be tempted to come to life and eat me. They’ll be too busy sizing each other up and growling and stuff. That way I can go about my business and have some cool decor, without any worries. Phew! Not that they’re real tough with no arms, but they could bite if you get close enough.
Maybe I’ll give them some mannequin arms and make them hug each other, cuz I’m really all about being a monster peacemaker.
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Alien Head Metal Wall Art
Stare into this Alien Head Metal Wall Art and the alien will stare into your soul. Seems pretty cool right? It is. Until you realize that it’s a portal to an alien UFO. *Cue Twilight Zone music.* A doorway, through time and space, to a… butt probing zone.
This is how they get you. You buy weird stuff that they planted as bait. You take it home. And they have their next rectum, I mean victim. You just bought yourself a doorway to an intergalactic proctology office. Have fun with that. This is why I don’t decorate with aliens, unless they come in the middle of the night and my shotgun decorates the wall with their glowing blood.