So….we need to talk about the elephant in the room. And by that I mean this Felted Bunny Fetus. I’m not sure if they ripped it from it’s felted mother or what, but I don’t like it. I think it will give me nightmares. Daymares too. Which are nightmares that come during the day on horses and are twice as bad. Kudos to the maker though. I’ve never seen such quality bunny fetus veins and that is one quality umbilical cord. You make a mean fetus. But not so mean that it’s cursing and belittling me, which I appreciate.
Tag: wtf
Bodysuit Covered In Fake Human Teeth
Well, I can’t unsee that! This bodysuit covered in fake human teeth is just nasty. Teething much? Do you take it to the dry cleaners or do you have to brush it with toothpaste and floss it yourself by hand? Is this the true form of the tooth fairy? If so, he’s out a lot of money, but improving his suit with every visit. This suit is a walking nightmare. I kinda want to throw a piece of meat at it and watch it get devoured.
Looks like it was made for a scene in the show Channel Zero. Remind me to never watch that channel. These people are messed up in the head.
via Geekologie
Human Centipede Ginger Bread Man
So… That happened. The Human Centipede Ginger Bread Man wants to be your new favorite holiday decor. Looks like they have a good ginger bread train going there. All aboard! Choo choo! If you’re gonna do the whole human centipede thing, I guess being a ginger bread man is the way to go. That way, all you taste is ginger bread, instead of you know, butt. I love that guy’s face in front. He’s all like, “Holy shizz! I did not see my day going like this!”
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
You know how it is. You’re cooking Thanksgiving dinner and one thing leads to another. Before you know, you have the turkey on your head. Happens to the best of us. Then you flail around the kitchen breaking stuff cuz you can’t see and you have a turkey on your head. Yeah, this Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask simulates the whole experience. Except it has eye holes and a mouth hole, where a real turkey does not.
Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case
Well, hello there. You are one sexy Velociraptor. I am gonna make sweet love to you until you are dino-saur. Baby you are-
*Door opens*
What?! Nothing is happening here. Just admiring this fun Sexy Velociraptor Body Hug Pillow Case. What do you mean my hips were gyrating? It’s called dancing.
Dirty Dancing?
Very funny.
So you weren’t giving her a Jurassic Pork?
You are disgusting. She’s not like that.
So you weren’t giving her a big hard bang that would lead to the extinction of her species?
GET OUT! JUST GET OUT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!