It doesn’t get any classier than having some Alien Matador Art on your wall. Dude is an alien bullfighter. But instead of holding a red cloth and taunting the bull to charge, this dude just pulls up in his UFO and beams the bull aboard, gives him a thorough probing up his flank steak, maybe a colon cleanse after if he’s feeling nice, then drops him back down. Not very sporting, but he still likes to dress the part.
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This Golden Poop Emoji Bottle Opener is the shiny golden turd that will open all of your bottles. He looks happy about it too. The poop emoji is the best. He beats all other emojis cuz poop. Poop trumps everything. You know who wins in a game of rock, paper, scissors? Poop. Poop wins every time. I dare you to find a cuter gold poop that can pop your caps off.
This Teeth pendant necklace is a bunch of teeth and pink gums in necklace form. Why? Because the tooth fairy gets bored. And is also touched in the head. It will look real nice with a Christmas sweater and will probably chew any and all crumbs that you drop. Make sure you brush ’em day and night.
Oh yeah. Minty Poop happens to me all of the time. Sometimes from Wintergreen lifesavers, Peppermint Patties, Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies. Minty poop is so refreshing. It’s like a minty effervescent ice cube coming out your butt. It’s the only poop that freshens the bathroom for you. And the colors. So pretty. Like minty poopy soft serve with faces.
Oh damn. My fanny is in trouble now! Wear this Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack and store your stuff inside, but don’t be surprised if it bites you in some sensitive areas. This crazed little nad and butt biter does not give one f**k. You can just tell. I think it’s the crazed eyes and the exposed teeth. Call it a hunch. This is one rabid rabbit. A horrible hare. A rascally rodent. A crazy cottontail. Thugs Bunny.
Yeah, I think I’ll just put stuff in my pockets. I don’t know who framed Roger Rabbit, but I’m pretty sure this guy killed him, then hid the body somewhere in Arizona and erased all evidence. He’s been going from hip to hip ever since, staying one step ahead of the law.
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