Author: Artemis Winterford

Sugar Skull Car Floor Mats

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Sugar Skull Car Floor Mats
These Sugar Skull Car Floor Mats will make your car more colorful and creepy. Cuz let’s face it, you need something cool to drop your coffee and car-food all over. Etsy seller InkandRags has all kinds of colors and styles available. Pretty cool. Normally if I want a sugar skull I have to down like 5 Twix bars, a snickers and some pixie dust, wash it down with a big gulp and wait for the sugar high to give way to the sugar headache, but this is a much better way to have a sugar skull.

I’m all about the skulls and roses. I have like 3 skulls in my rose garden alone- Uh. Said too much. Really sucks that my backspace key doesn’t work. So it was just a joke. jk everyone. Ha ha. I’m so silly. Later peeps. Gotta go take care of some stuff. Nothing to see here. Catch ya on the flip side.
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Friday The 13th Jason Goblet

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Friday The 13th Jason Goblet
Raise a glass… I mean goblet to your favorite hockey mask wearing slasher. This Friday The 13th Jason Goblet features Jason’s mask so you can drink up with him, catch up, shoot the shizz and get good and drunk. I’m gonna see if they have a Freddy Krueger one and then one of you guys can come over and we can smash them together in toasts and make them fight all night long, until we’re slipping and sliding on all of that liquor.

Sounds like a good time to me. Just don’t rob me when I pass out. K? Don’t worry about all that booze on the floor. This happens every weekend. I just mop it up and fill up booze bottles again. No, no. I didn’t do that when you came over. It’s all cool. Nah. I wouldn’t do that.

Crow Skull Hair Tie

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Crow Skull Hair Tie
This Crow Skull Hair Tie is really something to crow about. I only know about this because a little birdie told me. Psst. It was the birdie in my hair. He can’t keep his beak out of my business. You know what they say, a bird in the hair is worth 2 in your bush. Although, why you would put birds down there I have no idea. Hey, it’s your bush, let it thrive with beautiful birdies.

Skull and Bones Sculptural Candlesticks

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Skull and Bones Sculptural Candlesticks
These candlesticks are nothing but skull and bones. Somebody feed it! Oh wait, that’s skin and bones. No skin here. I know because I was all like, “Give me five. Slip me some skin!” and then I noticed it had no skin. Then I noticed I was talking to an inanimate object. Then I took my meds and had sleepy-nappy time. The skulls on these Skull and Bones Sculptural Candlesticks look downright angry. Imma make ’em face each other in a badass candlelight grumpy stare-off.

My Critter Catcher

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critter catcher
ACK! Get it out! Take it outside! No, I can’t do it, I’m too busy standing on the couch screaming! Does that sound like you? Hey, me too. I don’t judge. That’s why I’m getting My Critter Catcher. So I can catch these critters and feel brave. It works by trapping their many legs. I’ll probably feel much calmer catching spiders with this thing and only scream a warrior’s scream. My warrior’s scream just happens to sound like a little girl.

Check out a video below to see spiders get what’s coming to them!
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