This Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set lets you experience the soft side of monsters. It has a bunch of monsters, some bones and a skull that represent a recent meal and some other details. They look like they are coming out of their soft monster holes and into our world. I like playing with needle felted action figures myself. I make my own from dryer and belly button lint. Mine are true DIY. Stands for Damn It’s Yucky!
Author: Artemis Winterford
Chibi Cthulhu
Chibi Cthulhu is back! And this time he brought lollipops. Where do you think he gets his powers? The ancient evil has never looked so cute and cuddly. You can get them in any color you want, or with different wing colors. Hey, those are dum-dums. No, I’m not dissing baby Cthulhu. Those lollipops are dum-dums. Heh. Lollipops are stupid.
Pro tip: Never take something called a Molly-pop when it’s offered to you at a nightclub. Otherwise you end up rolling around in the street, trying to put out the fire of pretty lights that are clinging to you and singing softly. Always clean your ears and make sure you hear LOLLIPOP.
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Jason Voorhees Hockey Mask Keychain
Put your keys on this Jason Voorhees Hockey Mask Keychain and you will never lose them again. I never did find out what hockey team this guy was on. Not a big sports guy. I had no idea that hockey was a one man sport that consisted of going out into the woods and killing stupid people. I thought that was just a redneck thing. You learn something new everyday.
Bob’s Skull From The Dresden Files
Hey Bob. What’s up? This is Bob. Bob is a skull. Bob has all kinds of freaky magic voodoo writing on his skull. I’ve never seen the Dresden Files or read the book, but I’ve always admired Bob here. I’ve been working for weeks, scraping designs in my scalp with a screwdriver so my skull can look awesome after I die. All I got was a headache and the X-Ray shows that I accidentally drew something like looks like the devil playing tic-tac-toe.
Squid Neckties
These Squid Neckties are almost as good as wearing an actual squid around your neck. In fact they are better. Let’s count the ways.
1- They won’t choke you with their tentacles.
2- Your shirt will not be wet and smell like seaweed.
3- You won’t smell like Squid all day.
4- The ink on these ties won’t shoot in your eye.
5- You can’t hang a bunch of Squid in your closet.
6- You can’t iron and starch a Squid. You can, but the stink!
All great reasons to choose these over a real Squid tie.