Remember the old Hammer Horror movies? How about The Addams Family? Remember stuff like creepy hands creeping all over the place and strangling people, flipping the bird and whatnot? Well, here is a genuine “Thing” candle. It’s molded from a real human hand and even bleeds while it burns. Only $51.54 from Etsy.
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Hey baby. You are looking sweet as bubble gum and twice as sticky. Eh, that didn’t come out right. Just let me nibble on your ear a little. Other girls are Bubble Gum, but you are Bubble Yum.
Say what? I don’t know why you always lose an earring at my place. *blows a bubble* You may lose an earring, but the backside of your dress gains a sticky gum wad. *light smack on your fanny* Now git along now.
Ebay seller drkade makes all kinds of awesome custom LEGO minifigs. Name a movie or a TV show and he has it. Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Breaking Bad. Seriously I think I even saw a LEGO minifig of myself while looking through his store. He got most of the details just right, but admit it dude, you exaggerated the pot belly just a bit. Anyway, some of the coolest customs he has are these minifigs based on Horror characters.
Check out Jack Torrance from “The Shining” above. Then click through to check out some other cool figures, like Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Medusa, Zombies and more.
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These Murder Weapon earrings from Etsy seller PlumeriaMAccessories make murder weapons fashionable. You can choose from a Butcher’s Knife, Axe and a Hack Saw.
Murder them with fashion. Each of the weapons are nice and bloody as if little psychos had used them to hack someone to pieces, before you hung them on your ears. Only $7.13. Click through for the other versions.
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Don’t go all om nom nom on this cupcake, or it is going to bite you back. Basically you will be two hungry freaks eating each other. This cupcake is vicious. If you like killer cupcakes, this one is a whooping $165. from Etsy seller smallandpissed.
Damn, so that’s who took my Etsy name. Now I’m just going to have to be reallysmallandpissed.
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