Make tea time a time of terror and dread with this Travesty in a Teacup. This guy loves crashing tea parties, keeping down below the surface, until you take a sip and feel a tentacle entering your mouth and spit tea everywhere. He was born of tea and he will die in tea.
He is your new master and he loathes your choice of Chamomile, demanding a strongly brewed Earl Grey. Do his bidding at once and always keep the cup full.
Only $95 from Etsy.
This Squirrel is prepared for the apocalypse. Are you? He has his machine gun, gas mask, extra ammo belt and some ear protection for target practice. This rodent is ready for action. Mount him on your wall as a reminder that you must be prepared.
When the Zombies come and the mutant dogs and wolves run in packs, you’ll wish you had the foresight that this squirrel had. He is only $155 from Etsy seller Rickscustompottery. We can all learn alot from this little guy.
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What’s Kraken peeps? Nuffin much, just playing some D and D with my sweet-ass Kraken dice bag by my side. He’s been unleashed you see. And it wasn’t easy getting a leash on him in the first place so I’m not about to put him away now. Besides, I just rolled a sweet crit against an Undead Goblin Mage and the rescued halfling Princess is about to show her gratitude, if you know what I mean. *wink, wink* It’s gonna be soooo sweet. The two of us are running away together.
Because I’m the hero D and D deserves, but not the one it needs right now… Plus, I’m really horny.
WTF in the name of Starfleet and all that is holy, is going on here? I did a spit-take when I first saw these Star Trek body pillows featuring Kirk and Spock seductively half undressed, so that some nerd can do a Vulcan groin meld all over them. Body pillows are for comfort, not for humpin’ and bumpin’ the heroes of Star Fleet.
Basically, for $50 you can come home to Kirk and Spock waiting for you in your bed. Ready for…whatever it is you three want to do. You get both Kirk and Spock so you are basically bones in this threesome. Just imagine, during the hot and heavy action, you can say stuff like “Damnit Jim, I’m a Doctor, not Ron Jeremy.”
I think Spock with his pants half undone is the more disturbing of the pair. This set just makes me feel all weird.
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How was yer day boy? Ah, er, fine dad. Just fine. Good, good. Your mother insists we take a photo together. I see yer still wearin’ cheerleader colors. I AM touching the boy Margaret. We’re connecting here. Hurry up with that camera woman! For God’s sake boy, close yer legs! What in the hell is wrong with you? No wonder I’m chain smoking. I haven’t even had my pre-dinner whiskey yet. Can we get on with this? Christ that kid is odd. Get yer hand off my leg. That’s it, I’m done! I’m off to the bar. Don’t wait up.