The Legend of Zelda Tarot Card Deck

legend of zelda tarot cardsTake a look into your future with this The Legend of Zelda Tarot Card Deck (Major Arcana). For $20 you get a sweet Tarot Deck inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It’s dangerous to go alone, take this and have a reading before you set out.

Each deck has 30 cards: 22 image cards, 5 information cards, and 3 blank frames to draw your own. I see a Princess in your future, maybe some awesome treasure and a fight with Ganon. I just like to go around breaking vases and collecting rupees, myself. That’s why I’m no longer allowed in certain stores. They always told me I was like a Link in a pottery shop.

More images below where you can see the amazing artwork.
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Build Your Own Human Skeleton Book

build your own skeletonMake your own bony life sized companion with this cool Build Your Own Human Skeleton Book. I’m gonna call mine Bones for obvious reasons.

This is an awesome cardboard/paper model. Perfect for Medical students who are lonely, because it is basically an instant friend. It comes with labels so you can identify the different bones too. I just ordered mine. Gonna make a trip to the grocery store, buy like 40 pounds of steak and slap some meat on those bones. Then, during the next lightning storm, I’m bringing this thing to life. Get your torches and pitchforks ready.
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Domain Name Gold: FUhotdogs.com

fuhotdogsNow is your chance to get in on this once in a lifetime opportunity and buy a domain name that really rocks. FUhotdogs.com. The possibilities are endless. I would review hot dogs from all over the country and the ones I don’t like would go onto that website, where I would say to them FU Hot Dogs. You suck. You were terrible. It had way too much relish and not enough factory filth.

Other than that you could probably just use it to rant and rave against hot dogs. FU Hot Dogs. FU. I hate how fat you have made me. They are delicious, even if they are basically a pig factory’s compost pile turned into logs. This domain will cost you $2,000. on ebay. Seriously, FU Hot Dogs!

Knitted Alien Autopsy: The Truth Is In There…In His Guts

alien autopsy crochetThis knitted alien autopsy from Etsy seller aKNITomy is the adorable way to slice and dice aliens. For science of course. You can get the PDF pattern for $4.50 and make one for yourself. If we figure out how these guys work on the inside, we may be able to stop them from appearing in the night and probing our rectums.
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Dukes Of Hazzard Cake Topper: It’s Gonna Be A Shotgun Wedding

dukes of hazzard cake topperSo the one duke boy is just working on the General Lee, just minding his own business, maybe dreaming about his next moonshine run, when his bride-to-be comes to haul him away, toting a shotgun and disturbing his beer cans and Hot Rod mags and stuff. Looks like someone is in a hurry to get to the altar.

I guess you could say she took a duke. In the garage. This cool cake topper is only $149. on Etsy. That’s a bargain or my name isn’t Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. It’s not, but we share the same weird laugh.

More shots below.
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