Category: Creep Wear

Predator Crochet Mask

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predator crochet mask
Quick. Get to da chopper! No you idiot, not the motorcycle with da long front wheel, de heli-chopper! *Predator stabs me through the back and rips out my spine.* Thanks for clarifying Arnold. Next time be more specific. I mean chopper could also mean blender for Christ’s sake. You want me to run toward a blender? Thanks for ending my life with your less than clear advice! *Dies*

This Predator Crochet Mask is scary and crafty as hell. Experience the softer side of Predator. And if you are in the jungle and running from Predator, be very clear about what you are shouting. Lookin’ at you Arnold.
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French Fry Bustier Bra Top

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french fry bustier
This French Fry Bustier Bra Top is awesome. Although these must be those flat cut steak fries. Clearly she didn’t say, “Super-size me!” and ordered a small.

Oddly, I have the urge to dump a basket of fries into a metal tray, salt it all up, scoop it all up in that metal minimum wage shovel that McDonalds workers use and slide them right down the middle of her fry-holder. But I’m weird like that.

Thanks for making me hungry fry-girl. Fry-girl is like a dream come true. She’s salty, hot and leaves me wanting more.

Horror Movie Necklaces

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horror movie necklaces
These Horror Movie Necklaces from Etsy seller TocsinDesigns put horror movie monsters around your neck. Don’t be scared. These horror heads are harmless. Mostly.

My wife used to call me the Creature From The Black Lagoon. But that’s only because I tend to make the bath water that color. Plus I get all shriveled up and already have webbed fingers and feet.
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50 Vintage German Prosthetic Eyes: Ach Nein!

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german prosthetic fake eyes
50 Vintage German Prosthetic Eyes in the original box. They are from the 1930’s. If you know 25 eyeless Germans, this is one hell of an investment. You could easily double your money. This set is just $3,000.

Eye think I’ll pass. This a corny-a collection.
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Dog Pajamas: A Woof in Sheep’s Clothing

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dog sheep pajamas costume
Is your dog perpetually sleepy and also a nerd? Etsy seller RebelWag sells dog pajamas. For dogs. Like this sheep costume/pajama thing here. I’ve never bothered counting sheep at night, but then again, I’ve never had a dog that dressed like one.

Dammit Spot! That was too fast. Now try it again and this time jump over the bed slower so I don’t lose count. And bark when I say the number. I’m trying to fall asleep here. “One sheep.” woof! “Two sheep.” Woof……

Woof.

Shut up. Trying to sleep here. Lousy sheep-dog!
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