Like seriously. A lot of freakin’ teeth. You might want to put braces on that bro. His name is Eustace and he is seriously creeping me out. He’s all black gums and teeth. I swear, I can hear him going all nom nom nom and clicking those teeth as he moves closer-*jumping out of my flabby blogger skin*
Nevermind. That was my grandma asking how much medication is too much. Same answer as always granny. If you can interact with me, you need more. And for the last time, my name is not “false teeth clicking” mixed with “gum smacking” and followed by an old person sigh.
Anyway, where was I? I have no idea. Neglecting old people is tough work. Oh yeah, this thing looks like it posed for a mutant yearbook. He is most likely to succeed…In biting your face off.
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It’s all about education these days. Unlike when I was a kid, when they just sat you in front of the Atari and handed you a juice box. You have to educate about the whole pushing a baby out of your who-who thing. And to do that you need a crocheted model uterus with placenta and umbilical cord along with a baby. Etsy seller 
Look, it’s the Princess of Wales. I mean wails. Princess Di. I mean die. Yeah, 
Forget remote controlled cars, robots and Transformers. I have a new favorite toy. This 
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