Run for the border with this Realistic Handmade Taco Purse. It is great for holding your taco money. Obviously. It looks delicious.
I’ll just have two tacos to go.
But you already have one sir. Can I get you anything else?
No, see, this taco is not a taco. I need a real taco. Two of them.
Looks pretty real to me sir. Would you like anything to drink?
JUST GIVE ME @&%$**$# TACO! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT MY BOWELS BE ON FIRE THIS EVENING?
The Rough Rider versus the Creepy Cryptid. Sure, Teddy Roosevelt gave a speech with a bullet in his chest, but did you know that he slaughtered his share of bigfoot creatures as well? True story. He was a true patriot and a real monster hunter.
Celebrate the man and the myth with this awesome art print for just $25.
Etsy seller Lilitecreation offers several life sized Gremlins that you can buy, so that they can mess up your house and throw a party. You can get Mohawk, Daffy and Lenny. What about that Professor guy from Gremlins 2? He was the craziest therapist ever.
They will cost you between $310. to $470. I can wreck my house for much cheaper on my own thank you, but these guys are pretty awesome. This is what happens when you feed stuff after midnight. The consequences are much worse than some farts under the sheets and a stomach ache, which is what happens when I eat after midnight.
I love the Super Mario games, but Boo scares the hell out of me. You face him, he freezes, you turn away and he comes closer. Stop doing that. It’s creepy. Just face me head on. Enough with that stalking stuff already. Really I’m just mad because this is the same exact thing I do when I see a lady I like.
Get out of my way jerk. I remain frozen. She turns to leave. I follow. She looks back. I freeze. Interesting fact: Police don’t really “get” that game. Anywho, this is a rad bowl to eat from while playing some Super Mario. Only $35. They also have Bob-omb, the Piranha Plant and Chain Chomp.
When you see a steampunk octopus wearing goggles, waving a trident at you, while riding a chariot, you better run like hell. This awesome piece is made almost entirely out of wood.
Is it octopus or octopi? An octopi sounds delicious, but I bet it would be all slimy and nasty. Do they travel in an octopod? If they get hurt, do the leak octo-puss? Stop confusing my octopuses. And stop chasing people on chariots. It’s 2014. Would it kill you to use one of your 8 limbs to open a car door and get in?
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