Ahoy Matey. This be the scurge o the seven seas. When this here vessel hits ye with broadsides and makes to board ye, the crew be not intent on playing duck duck goose…What the duck?
This ducked up pirate ship is $2,500.00 worth of whacked out awesomeness from Etsy seller spiderjelly. It is made of fiberglass, doll parts, chains, a barbie doll, wood, aluminum, wire and more. Look at those broadsides and the cool duck woman figurehead.
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Garbage Pail Kids are gross. Grosser than that fat neighbor kid I call Lindsey LoHam. Or that creepy neighbor kid who carries the scythe. What’s his name? Oh yeah. Undead Ed. Anyway, this is a pretty disturbing and awesome rare Garbage Pail kids toy. Bony Tony. Dude has the ultimate Garbage Pail power. His skin is like a hoodie. 
Get ready to play the scariest chess game that you have ever played with this 
Troll skulls. It’s the wacky dice game where you try to roll a pair of sixes, which is nearly impossible with these dice. Trolls can’t count that high anyway. Shake ’em up and let the dice fly. Troll your friends. Troll your family. It takes skulls, not skill.
Everyone knows that red hatted Gnomes are up to no good. They might scare critters away from your garden, but you know they get up to