Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Vintage Horror Scary Movie Poster Popcorn Bowl And Tumblers Set

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Vintage Horror Scary Movie Poster Popcorn Bowl And Tumblers Set
Now here is a gift I would love to get. This Vintage Horror Scary Movie Poster Popcorn Bowl And Tumblers Set is perfect for horror movie night. Horror movie night is when you are watching a movie and you suddenly realize you have no popcorn! NOOOOOOOOOO!

You get that cool popcorn bowl and two tumblers that feature cool scary movie graphics. You also get a 3 DVD set of scary movies. Each DVD has 4 movies. That’s 12 movies! So this set is perfect for anybody who needs a bowl and cups and also has no movies. So basically a guy sitting in an empty room looking sad. Basically me! I can’t wait to get this in the mail.

Cool Skull Wallets

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Cool Skull Wallets
GodspeedLeatherwerks not only work at the speed of God, (Although they were just beat in a race by the son of God! Young whippersnapper!) but they also make some really cool wallets. They have skulls and everything. They are perfect for your cash, cards and other stuff that you carry around. No bones about it, these wallets are awesome. Morbidly awesome. Which is better than morbidly obese. Or even obesely morbid. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

All I’m saying is that these wallets are great. Leather! That’s what I’m into. Minus the ball gag and other accessories of course!
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Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets

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Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets
If you like classic B movies, check out these Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets from BvdBDesign. They have all of the classics. Just stick them on your fridge and you will be reminded about how awesome they are. Awesomely under budget! If we give good movies an Oscar, we need to give these an Oscar Mayer. That’s a trophy of a hot dog in case you didn’t get it. Nah. I kid. These movies are all awesome.

I only give the Oscar Mayer award to street hot dog vendors that I feel have excelled at their craft and created a masterpiece. No, seriously! I have a whole case of the things. Bought em wholesale. By now every hot dog vendor in the city has one. Everyone’s a wiener!
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Enjoy The Probing Alien Coffee Mug

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Enjoy The Probing Alien Coffee Mug
*Looks at the Enjoy The Probing Alien Coffee Mug. Shrugs.* Okay, fine. I will. I’ll try to enjoy it. Actually, it’s pretty uncomfortable. I’ll enjoy the mug for sure. The coffee will be enjoyable. No guarantees about the probing.

Hey, if you had any idea how much it hurts, you would know that it’s gonna take a lot more than a funny mug to cheer me up after. You try letting a spaceman ram his rocket into a crater on Uranus and see how you feel. Maybe YOU should enjoy the probing. How about this? If you enjoy it, I’ll enjoy it. Deal? K. No take backs.

Coloring With Your Octopus Coloring Book

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Coloring With Your Octopus Coloring Book
At first I thought “Coloring with your octopus” was code for something, but it turns out its just an awesome coloring book for adults. The Coloring With Your Octopus Coloring Book is based on Brian Kesinger’s popular picture book “Walking Your Octopus“. That book shows the day-to-day adventures of Victoria Psismall and her pet land octopus Otto.

I tried to color with my octopus once but he refuses to use crayons. He just wants to ink. This coloring book has forty-eight pages for you to color.
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