Are you psyched? Good and starched? I present to you these Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head Planters all dressed up like a King and a Princess. With plants coming out of their heads. I know the king personally, were best spuds.
Wait, is it potato or potatoe? Doesn’t matter cuz it’s all chips to me. I’m gonna go mix up their face parts so the kingdom falls apart. Then guess who’s king baby! Oh yeah!
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This hamburger lamp is a night light nightmare. Looks like Mayor McCheese turned into a Vampire. The irony is that people should be this scared of Mickey D’s burgers, but they’re not. Let that be a lesson to you. This burger bites back!
This hamburger night light will watch over you as you sleep. Payback for all of those hamburgers you ate in your life. Plus the two you ate today. You know what else is payback for all of those burgers? Endless diarrhea. I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that one burger that was on display to show how they never decay. I thought that “2 years” label was how long it was good for, not how long my bowels would fight back.
Designer Jun Takahashi made this lamp in 2002. And like a real McDonald’s burger, it’s still around to haunt us. It will never decay.
via Neatorama
Chime to drunk sim beer. I mean time to drunk sim beer.
How drunk did you have to get to hang up all of those Beer Bottle Wind Chimes?
I’m not drink. Juss like to hear da pretty music. Havin’ the chime o my life!
Yeah, but you realize that just getting from the driveway to your door sounds like a thunderstorm hitting a glass factory.
Don’t pay no nevermind and help me drink up another case. I got a tree out back that ain’t been beered yet!
Next up on the rooster is this freaky accessory. Are you too chicken to carry this Chicken Handbag? Be brave. Trade in your clutch for a Cluck. Trade in your hand bag for a hen bag. No harm no fowl! In fact, this is how I like to carry the eggs home from the store. Most people get eggs OUT of chickens, I likes to put ’em back in.
Did I miss any puns? I mean, it is an egg-cellent bag. What the cluck? It sports an awesome free-range design and it won’t ruffle your feathers.
That’s it. It’s all I got. It’s also good for carrying your KFC home after a long day, which is wrong, but I don’t care.
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Make your garden a living hell for all gnome-kind. The Great Garden Gnome Massacre begins with Gnomezilla in your yard. No elf or gnome is safe. Gnomezilla is hungry for blood, so let him feast on your tacky garden ornaments. Satiate his hunger and he will look out for your garden.
*Neighbor comes outside. Hands on hips. Rolling her head with every word.* Oh Gnome you dit’int. You did not just call my garden ornaments tacky. Oh it’s on now!
I just put Gnomezilla in her garden. Wait until she sees all of the carnage. Yes. It is on. *Steeples fingers and laughs maniacally.*
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