I thought mermaids were supposed to be beautiful, but this mermaid isn’t gonna use it’s assets to lure any sailors to their doom. This rooster-headed, perhaps half vampire monstrosity could have used a support net on those tatas too, because they have seen better days. They are sagging toward Davy Jones’ locker.
For only $79 you can scare the bejesus out of everyone and sicken your mailman everyday, by putting this in your front yard.
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There’s no better prank then putting a monster in someones toilet. It plays on the primitive fear that we all have about monsters attacking us when we are at our most vulnerable. Besides, everyone knows that toilets are nothing but monster portals to other realms, with poop going one way and demons riding the wave and going the other. We are potentially a target with each and every flush.
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