These Flying Bats Necklaces from BellaMortaJewelry will put a whole bevvy of bats on your buxom bosom. I can practically hear them chittering and flapping their wings as they whoosh away into the twilight. I wish I was one of them. I want to be free like the bat, but every time I sleep hanging upside down I wake up on the floor with a neck injury.
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Cool And Scary Traveler’s Bags
These travel bags from Etsy seller creatureog are kinda scary and spooky. You carry a bag like this and people will think you are a witch, or a gypsy. Me, I don’t rush to judgement.
What about that time you outed a witch at the grocery store?
Yeah well she got like $700 in groceries for $1.98. Tell me that wasn’t witchcraft!
They were filming Extreme Couponing for TLC.
Witchcraft! And if you say otherwise I’ll burn you at the stake!
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Unicorn Skull Mask
Here’s why unicorn masks like this Unicorn Skull mask might not be a good idea:
That’s one kick-ass unicorn mask ya got there, honey. It really looks awesome. Hows about a kiss? Just lean forward and- Owwwwww! My eye! My eye! Blood everywhere! An eye on the tip of your horn! Now I’ll never be able to use the Oculus Rift and experience awesome VR! On the other hand, I hear that monocles are a thing again thanks to those damn dirty hipsters. Oh well. Time to shop the cyclops shop for a new eye. Maybe something in blue.
Unicorn masks. Beware! They are not a good idea!
In the kingdom of the blind, a one-eyed man is king. Until a unicorn takes his one eye out anyway. This dark unicorn skeleton necklace is a much safer. choice You can proudly wear the skeleton of this majestic creature and marvel at the wonder of this magical being. It is a great piece of goth jewelry that is much less likely to take your eye out, while catching the eyes of others. By the way, is it weird that this mask kind of turns me on? I do like a cute girl in unicorn wear.
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Scary Layered Silhouette Necklaces
These Scary Layered Silhouette Necklaces from CuriologyJewellery are pretty cool. I wish I could create cool stuff like this, but I work in “crayons and glue on the paper plate” medium. Occasionally I dabble in glitter on glue. And even though I’ve won several awards from the local kindergartens, I don’t let it get to my head.
These are perfect for Halloween or just everyday wear. Nothing wrong with that.
Frankenstein Monster Stitches Tights
If you want to look like a mad scientist cut you up and stitched you back together, check out these Frankenstein Monster Stitches Tights. They are scary sexy. They’ll leave you in stitches. For real.
These are perfect for cosplay or just for everyday wear when you want to look like a leggy monster. Who doesn’t want to look like a leggy monster?