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Memento Mori Mourning Ring

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Memento Mori Mourning Ring
Do you know what Memento mori means? I had to look it up, cuz you know, 3rd grade education here. It means “remember that you must die”. I was like, okay thanks for the advice. And to you? Remember that you must get a fist to your face! Remind me about my mortality will you? Anyway, this Memento Mori Mourning Ring can be worn in morning and in mourning. Anytime you like actually. Anytime you feel like you need a big old fly on your knuckle with a skull on it’s butt. It looks like the Hell’s Angels of flies.

He’s all like, “A picnic? Let me land on your hot dog. have a look at my big old badonkadonk skull! Enjoy the plague!”

Ouija Board Rings

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Ouija Board Rings
These Ouija Board Rings from KKJewelryonline takes a spirit board and puts it right on your finger. I can see how this is going to play out right now. I’m gonna be sitting there, eating my spaghetti-O’s (Yeah, I still eat ’em. So what? I eat like a kid, I don’t poop myself like one. Most days.) and I’ll make a mess. Then use one of the O’s as a planchette as I move it back and forth on this sweet ring. I can also contact spirits using Cheerios. Every meal is going to be adventure. Yes!

Skeleton Brooch With Scarf

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Skeleton Brooch With Scarf
Is it cold in here or is my Skeleton Brooch With Scarf just crazy? You should have seen him last week, when he was wearing a moo-moo with an Indiana Jones fedora. Yeah, he’s just crazy! Stop dressing up ya old coffin dodger! Next you’ll be singing show tunes. *He starts singing show tunes. I cover my ears.* Fine! Fine! Wear whatever you want!
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Zombie Eyes Bra

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Zombie Eyes Bra
Hey baby! Nice Zombie Eyes. This Zombie Eyes Bra will get you all kinds of attention. Know what I mean, bra?

Hey, eyes up here Mister!

Actually, they’re down there. I’m just making eye contact. The Walking Dead? More like Walking D Cups. Did I ever mention that I’m a zombie optometrist. For reals! If you let me feel around I think I can cure those cataracts for you. See, the trick is to massage the zombie ocular areas until those eyes perk right up-

SMACK!

I guess that ends my career in zombie eyeballs. I wasted like 2 days getting that online degree.

Victorian Gothic Skeleton Necklaces

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Victorian Gothic Skeleton Necklaces
Goth yourself up fool! With these Victorian Gothic Skeleton Necklaces. Steampunk and Gothic. Those are two words that I love to hear together. These necklaces are cool. You got your gentlemen eyeball, your egg-headed freak and a bunch of fancy schmancy Victorian skeletons all dressed up. This will spice up your wardrobe my skeleton loving brothers from another mother. I didn’t forget about you my seesters from another keester. Wear these necklaces with pride.
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