Alien Autopsy Game

Alien Autopsy Game
Alien Autopsy Game. It’s the fun game of poking and prodding an alien lifeform, just like they’ve been doing to you forever. Stick stuff in, wiggle it around. Make them scream and cry. These b**tards deserve it. The box says, “One wrong move and it’s scream will send you running.” One wrong move might also prevent this intergalactic jerkwad from reproducing if you know what I mean! I think you do! It’s the wacky game of alien operation!

First players watch from their own human made UFO, flying high above the alien homeworld. When the alien goes to sleep, just zip right down, beam some light into it’s room and abduct that sucker! Then in your human lab aboard the ship, conduct experiments and operate on that bug-eyed freak! When it’s pain no longer amuses you and makes you giggle like a lunatic, release it back into the wild. But don’t forget to mind-wipe it first!

What do you think little Bobby?

I want to believe, but I need to operate again to be sure!

What about you little Suzie?

I stuck an implant in it’s fat head and spit in it’s spleen!

That’s the spirit kids! Alien Autopsy! Creepbay approved!

Doctor Dreadful Alien Autopsy Toy

Doctor Dreadful Alien Autopsy Toy
Some toys will make your kids grow up to be doctors or carpenters, or even, god forbid, lawyers. Then some toys, like this Doctor Dreadful Alien Autopsy Toy will make your kid grow up to be…something else. I’m thinking something between a mad scientist and a serial killer.

Don’t believe me? Check out the video of this toy in action below. Complete with creepy mad scientist guy urging the kids to eat the crazy and nasty toy-food. Perform an autopsy kids. Then eat up. We can’t leave any evidence behind for Mulder and Scully to find after all. Check out how freaky this thing is.
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Alien Anatomy: Transparent Alien Figure Model Kit

Transparent Alien Figure Model KitThese aliens have been abducting us and checking out our anatomy for decades. It’s about time we do the same to them. Teach your kids all about alien anatomy with this Transparent Alien Figure Model Kit. If you teach your kid how to take an alien apart organ by organ and piece by piece, he will be ready one day, should the alien threat ever come for him in the dead of night.

Nope. They never counted on the horror that was little Johnny with a switchblade, when they came to him in bed that night. Painted that UFO medical bay bright red. They are lucky they beamed him back before they all met their end. His parents were proud and now they are safe.
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Knitted Alien Autopsy: The Truth Is In There…In His Guts

alien autopsy crochetThis knitted alien autopsy from Etsy seller aKNITomy is the adorable way to slice and dice aliens. For science of course. You can get the PDF pattern for $4.50 and make one for yourself. If we figure out how these guys work on the inside, we may be able to stop them from appearing in the night and probing our rectums.
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