Have you ever wondered what your favorite Horror movie icons would look like as babies? German artist Pit Hammann came up with baby versions of these famous bad guys in this series of illustrations. Pretty freaky how his mind works, I mean who thinks about these freaks as baby freaks? But whatevs. I approve. These toddlers are terrors. He covers movies like Jaws, Hellraiser, Frankenstein and more. I like Freddy stealing pizza. Nosfera-tot is pretty cute too, but I wouldn’t want to babysit any of these kids. Hit up his website to see more.
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Altered Alien Figurines
We’ve featured FindersCreepers work before. She likes to do naughty things to vintage figurines. The truth is out there and now it is on your knick-Knack shelf. At least until some Man In Black comes and steals it, tells you you never saw it, it was never there, you were mistaken, there is no such thing as Altered Alien Figurines. Screw you MIB. I know what I saw! Great, now there’s an empty spot on my shelf where there’s no dust. Also that MIB left his dark glasses. Let’s check them out.
*Puts glasses on. Sees the words CONSUME, OBEY and SLEEP all over the place.* Pfft! Tell me something I don’t know. *Tosses glasses.*
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Post Human Vampire Skulls
These Post Human Vampire Skulls are gonna give me nightmares. Apparently these things were genetically enhanced to give them improvements over the average human. It’s like The Terminator and Dracula had a baby and that baby ate the world, draining one corpse at a time, then plugging it’s cyborg self into some receptacle and charging up. Still, dudes got a great profile. I’d kill to look that awesome in pictures. That’s like a quality yearbook picture from Killer Vampire Robot High. Picture like that will land you a sweet wife and an awesome job.
Unlike me. My picture landed me an angry wife and weird job blogging about strange and freaky stuff. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Anyhow I don’t think I could type without a woman screaming in the background anymore and the occasional object sailing past my head. NO, I WILL NEVER STOP USING THE FANCY DINNERWARE TO CUT MY SNICKERS BARS WITH A FORK AND KNIFE! THANK YOU FOR ASKING!
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Horror Villains As Presidential Candidates
Trump, Sanders, Clinton… As usual, no matter who you vote for, we’re all screwed. Because they are all psychopaths. So why not elect someone who openly admits it? Like these candidates! I’m voting Chucky in 2016. He will slash taxes and also anyone who doesn’t vote for him. I think he should run with Freddy as his pick for Vice President. They will serve infinite terms because who is gonna kick them out?
Hell I’ll vote for any of these guys over the real so called candidates.
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The Ultimate Cthulhu Purse
Do you Lovecraft? I love craft? Especially scrapbooking, embroidery and the occasional bedazzling of random objects. You know what else I love? Lovecraft. Sure do. That’s why I dig this Cthulhu Purse. Imagine sticking all of your important belongings into this amazing beast. Hell, anything you drop in there may be gone forever since this is likely a portal to another dimension. Say what? It’s true. Somewhere there is a giant planet sized mound of lipsticks, black books, eyeliner and more. All from previous owners. Cthulhu eats a hearty meal from this pile every seven days and gets strong for his impending crossing across the veil. And now it can be your turn! They say if you put your ear up to it, you can hear him belching.