It’s like Goldmember hired Boba Fett and put a bounty on someone’s bald grandmother. Looks like Fett only got half the body though, so he’s only getting half the payment! At least Goldmember will have some new decor in his palace.
Only $100 on Etsy. That’s a steal for an old woman encased in gold. Unless you buy a can of gold spray paint for a few bucks and hold your granny down. Don’t recommend. Mine kicks like a mule and spits like a lama. Plus, their teeth tend to stay in you after they pull away.
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Kill Vampires dead with this reproduction WWI Vampire killing kit. Me? I just sharpen some stakes and rub garlic all over my pasty blogger body until I pass out from the stink. I always wake up alive, so I figure it must work pretty good. Although that doesn’t explain the boner and why my pants are always undone, but I digress.
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These painted undead ladies of the evening are just working stiffs. Proposition these bitches with stitches and you will get a lot more than you bargained for. Assuming that you did bargain. It’s always a good idea to bargain with ladies of the night. You never know when they are running specials.
What the f**k am I looking at? At first I thought it was an adult version of another Grumpy Old Men movie. Turns out it is just some