Hey Friday the 13th fans. There is a new reboot of the franchise. This one stars a dead baby chick as Jason Voorhees. You can buy it on eBay. This diorama is appropriately called Camp Crystal Lake. He looks like he just made a fresh kill. $120 bucks and it is yours.
Tag: art
Two Headed Chupacabra
The world has known many mythical terrors: Bigfoot, The Jersey Devil, The Loch Ness Monster, Miley Cyrus, and of course El Chupacabra. Some say this creature is a government experiment gone wrong. Others speculate that aliens dropped him off on our planet. Personally, I think a stray dog got some bad Taco Bell and instead of getting the three-alarm intestinal fire/three rolls of Charmin runs, like the rest of us, it got horribly mutated instead. What the hell do they put in that stuff?
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Tat’s Creepy: Tattooed Mannequin Biker Chick
So this guy basically bought a mannequin and inked her all up because he wanted a Daughter of Anarchy to play with and sell on eBay. Her name is Linda.
Linda oh Linda,
Have you seen Linda?
Linda the tattooed lady.
She looks like a tramp
when she spends her foodstamps.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
She’s pumped full of ink,
but she’ll give you a wink.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
She’s tattooed and pierced,
and she looks rather fierce.
Linda the tattooed lady.
She was inked by a wanker,
Just look at that anchor.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
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Serial Killer Show And Tell
Meet Ebay seller michael_francis_brown. I don’t know what his deal is, but he sells art. Most of his listings are pretty mundane, but occasionally he let’s his inner creeper out and dons a Jason Voorhees mask, playing a little game we like to call “serial killer show and tell”.
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A Skeleton On The Head Is Worth Two In The Graveyard
Check out this skeleton headpiece from Etsy seller Twinklybits. This glitter infested corpse has it’s arms all wide like, “Now you look FAB-U-LESS. Take me to the market. I need ingredients for Margaritas and Fajitas. Walk slower, I’m getting all saddle sore you silly goose. Onward, before I give you a fanny massage that will rub you bald my little stallion!”
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