Whoa. I think I found the perfect girl. Nice bones. This Trick or Treat Hot Chicks Squad Skelly Statue is gonna look great on my shelf as a constant reminder that I could never get a babe this hot. She’s like Harley Quinn’s weirder Halloween obsessed sister and I like that, who is about to swing that bat at your head. I guess I have a thing for bad girls. Man, I hope I run into the Hot Chicks Squad. They’re like the A-Team only hotter. Obviously.
Tag: awesome
Succusaurus Cacteye Dinosaurs
Love these Succusaurus Cacteye Dinosaurs. I just love to say it. You suck! Yeah? Well you succusaurus! You’re a Succusaurus rex! They are a safe place for all of your succulents, but they also create a new dinosaur species. I was trying to figure out what else to say, but I can’t find the right words. Better consult my Thesucusaurus. I mean thesaurus.
It’s like dinosaurs were attacked by plants. From the inside! This is why I don’t eat salads people.
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Awesome Cat Candle Holder
This Cat Candle Holder is both scary and amazingly awesome. He has his bat-cape whirled around him like he…just…don’t…give a flying monkey turd. He knows he’s badass, and now you know it. Whatcha gonna do about it? Well, I’mma put a candle in this thing and let him light up my room. That’s how I roll. Is it a bat or is it a cat? He has the body of a cat, but the attitude of a bat.
Probably plays with string for hours and then goes and hangs upside down for a nap, dropping his guano in his litterbox from the ceiling.
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Not So Happy Meal – Apocalyptic McDonald’s Art
Get ready for a depressing meal people. This Apocalyptic McDonald’s Art is from Jake and Dinos Chapman. ba da bop ba ba I’m lovin’ it. Is Ronald the savior or the enemy here? I have no idea. But I do know that this is what happens to the world when you eat too many Big Macs. Ronald is stomping those zombies WWE style. Is that right? Is it WWF? I have no idea, cuz I don’t watch half naked and sweaty men rolling around on a “wrestling” mat together. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Dragon Skull Beeswax Candle
Cool Dragon Skull Beeswax Candle dude! Mind your own beeswax!
If you light it, they will come. Huh? Who’s that? If you light it, they will come. Uhhhhh. That’s the first time the voices ever said that. *Shrugs and lights my awesome dragon candle.* Weird. It’s getting all dark and stormy outside. Sounds like wings flapping. And shrieks. *Watches as a dragon busts through the window pane. Another bursts out of the fireplace. And the front door. Then the Kool-Aid man breaks through the wall shouting, “Oh yeah!”*
Oh f**k! What have I done?