Send your friends a postcard that says, “I believe in these mythical monsters and so should you.” This Mythical Monster Postcard Set includes Bigfoot, Wendigo, the Loch Ness Monster and ‘El Chupacabra. Sending a postcard is like giving your friends their own sighting. In their mailbox.
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Special Edition Cryptids Figures
Holy crazy Cryptids! These Special Edition Cryptids Figures are cast in black resin, faux-painted with powdered metal in a clear acrylic suspension, then given an antique paint wash. All so you can collect them on your shelf. You can choose from pewter or bronze finish. You get Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Chupacabra and Mothman.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! They come with four double-sided Kollektor Kardz® with true-life information about each cryptid. That’s what I’m talkin’ about. Crypt-tacular!
Micro Fears Miniature Horror Figures
These Micro Fears Miniature Horror Figures are cool mini horror figures, cuz you can’t handle the full-sized horror.The seller has several cool figures to choose from, including Bigfoot, The Mummy, even some mini dioramas. Pretty sweet. I hope they make more. You don’t have such big feet now, do you? You big hairy, walking carpet. Why don’t you vacuum yourself you big carpet? Just messin’ with you.
Put these cool figures on your desk and play with them like action figures. I can’t wait to pit Bigfoot against The Mummy. My money is on the Mummy, because you don’t f**k with a guy brave enough to wrap himself in dirty toilet paper. What? That’s not his origin story? I thought he wrapped himself in used TP and died from diarrhea germs. That’s not how he got his costume and superpowers? Hmmm. He doesn’t seem so interesting now.
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Hair Of The Sasquatch
Hows about a little hair of the Sasquatch? I’ve tried to get a sample of bigfoot hair myself, out in the wild, but every time I find some, the lab tests identify it as monkey pubes or whatever. Big foot is really hard to catch. I can’t even get any evidence on them. That Bigfoot probably grabbed a monkey and rubbed it on a tree just to throw me off his scent.
Anyway, you can get yourself some Sasquatch hair that has been preserved in glass. Alright, I’m gonna take a chance and get it. Better not be pubes again.
Bigfoot Molar
This Bigfoot Molar is a reproduction of a tooth found on a Bigfoot skeleton in a cave. Basically some human kids found a skeleton and plucked this molar as evidence. You can read the whole story at the link. What do you think this is, story time? What, do I amuse you? I’m a funny guy huh? You talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me? Sorry. Gonna have to lower the dosage on those candy bars that Doctor ME prescribed. Too much sugar.
Me? I don’t need a tooth for evidence. It’s on the internet, so it must be true. That is one huge Molar. Better than having two I guess. Than Bigfoot would be bi-molar as well as bi-polar…bear.
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