Behold the Satan Clamcake! The master of the underworld has taken a new form on Earth and is just waiting for you to consume him. As soon as you go all nom nom nom and start eating this thing, you will feel a fiery burning as hell’s fury boils within you. Before you know it, you are Satan’s new vessel here on Earth.
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3 Faced Popcorn Clown Has Three Faces Too Many
You know the old put your wiener in the popcorn trick, so that your date screams when she grabs your junk instead of the popcorn? That’s nasty! But not half as nasty as finding this three faced clown in your popcorn. No really. This thing is bursting out of popcorn.
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Keester Necklace: The Ultimate Acc-Ass-Ory
The Keester. Otherwise known as the ass, booty, buttocks, backside, rump, meat seat, tail, cheeks, fanny, buns, the ole juice caboose, or the gluteus maximus. No matter what you call it, twerking would be nothing without it. Now you can wear one on your neck. Above your cleavage. Which also looks like a butt.
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Nice Young Man as a Unicorn Painting
This “nice young man” as a unicorn used to be a Chippendales dancer, until he was struck by lightning and given super powers. Now they call him the Manicorn and he dances for truth, justice and white haired old ladies. Watch his hooves go all clippoty clop over crime, this Fall on NBC.
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Hinges: The Psychotic Rat
More like unhinged. This literally slack-jawed and jacked up rat is crazy. As in psychotic. He’ll rip your face off man. He’s bloody. He’s violent. He’s…bloody violent!
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