It’s Not A Good Day To Be Rat Man

rat man in trapAll he wanted was a little snack. A little nosh. Just some crumbs to get him through the day, while he creeps around inside of your walls. He grew too confident in those last days. He was too carefree as food was getting plentiful. Someone had dropped a bunch of potato chip crumbs and he was living large. Now he’s just…Another rat man in a trap.
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Black Velvet Painting Of Satan On The Can

satan on toiletSo I’m not sure what happened in this painting here from this seller. Some little girl went to hell and apparently her version of hell is to be on the toilet for all of eternity, unraveling a never ending Lincoln log. So, the devil, taking a break from torturing Hitler, hits the can himself, having a smoke and saying what’s up to this pooping Pollyanna.
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Sasquatch Sighting: Bigfoot Drops A Deuce

bigfoot takes a dumpThis Etsy listing is titled “Bigfoot breaks into some Dude’s Cabin and Totally takes a fat Dump in his toilet 11×14 fine art print”. That he does. The old Sasquatch is leaving a Cleveland steamer in some guy’s toilet.
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