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Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors

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Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors
Damn son, you ugly. This Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors is either a monster or some guy making a fart face. Hey, sometimes it’s tough to squeeze one out and when you finally do, your face gets all twisted up. Who you winking at man? By the way, that vein on the side of your face? You need to get that checked bro. Looks like you got a fat juicy earthworm in there. Is it wrong that I want to shove food in his mouth? Yeah, probably wrong. I just want to see how much it holds cuz it looks like a bottomless pit.

This is the perfect book of horrors to draw other horrors inside of. The first page should really be an x-ray of that freaky face.

These Skull Microphones Are Awesome

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These Skull Microphones Are Awesome
Testing. Testing. 1. 2. 3. What the- Just realized my lips were next to one of these Skull Microphones. Sorry if I accidentally kissed ya. Just tryin’ to do a podcast here. I’m lying. I have no idea how to do one. My skill set is limited to acting like a jackass and accidentally entertaining you guys on a regular basis. Thanks for the gig.

These are skull microphones. They are awesome. Possible band names: Skull-Lee-O-Sis, The Brainiacs, Noggin McFloggin, The Chrome Domes… That’s all I got. I’m blinded by their shiny Terminator-like brilliance.

Eyeball Hair Chopstick Because Why Not?

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Eyeball Hair Chopstick Because Why Not?
The Eyeball Hair Chopstick takes a chopstick and adds an eyeball. Then just to add some extra grossness, they added some hair. That way, both an eyeball and a clump of hair can fall in your food. Nah. I’m just kidding. It doesn’t have hair, but you are supposed to put it in your hair. Keep it in your hair and when you eat, just take it out, then put it back in after you eat, even if its all nasty from food. As a bonus, the eyeball optic nerves are wrapping around the chopstick. Its all pretty corny….a. Cornea.

Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins

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Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins
These Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins are cool. It takes guts to wear them. Well, they are guts. On a different note: Is that really what a pig looks like? I was picturing a fat slice of bacon, with bacon legs and a bacon head. You learn something new everyday. Don’t wear your heart on your sleeve, wear your dissection on your sweater.
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The Bizarre Coloring Book For Adults

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The Bizarre Coloring Book For Adults
You ready to color in some bizarre images? The Bizarre Coloring Book For Adults is full of bizarre and weird images to color. They are so freaky, you’ll be trippin’ as you color. There’s monsters, chicks with tentacles in their hair, freaky animals. I just started coloring this book and I’m all hyped up and paranoid. Someone talk me down. I’m peaking man. I’m peaking! Peeking over at your work. You did a really nice job on your page. So pretty!

Get Vol. 2 here.