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Sheep Gives Birth To Half-Human Half-Beast In South Africa

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Sheep Gives Birth To Half-Human Half-Beast In South Africa
This is some whacked shizz right here. This thing looks like I feel after a hard night of nothing but Cheetos and alcohol. Residents of Lady Frere, S. Africa, blame bestiality and witchcraft,which is what I always blame too. A sheep gave birth to this thing and all of the villagers are pretty upset. Pitchforks and torches are selling like hot cakes. Also hot cakes are selling like hot cakes, cuz they are delicious. It looks like it is half man, half sheep, all pudge. I thought it was a new Pokemon at first from a new game called Pokemon NO. You can check out more pics of this half human half beast at the link below cuz I can’t look any more.

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Scented Loch Ness Monster Ornaments

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Scented Loch Ness Monster Ornaments
I know what you’re thinking. That Scented Loch Ness Monster Ornaments surely smell like seaweed and monster pee. Nope. These ornaments are lavender scented. Hang them anywhere you want. On your Christmas tree, your rear view mirror, wherever. I have mine above the Captain’s wheel on my boat. Sometimes I reach up and sniff it like a bloodhound, so I know if I’m getting close to Nessie or not. It doesn’t help, but I feel a little high. Then I forget what I was doing and spin donuts on the water until the coastguard comes. So that was my weekend.

Scary Sexy Bat Hair Bow Clip Is So Sexy

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Scary Sexy Bat Hair Bow ClipI love a girl with bats in her belfry. Crabs in her crabshack, not so much cuz you need special creams and stuff to stop the itching. But yeah, this Bat Hair Bow Clip looks sexy. Like you are a servant of some vampire. I’ll let ya bite my neck just as long as you leave a hickey, so everyone can see proof that I scored or almost scored. And that moment when you grab this bat hair bow and let it loose? Letting your hair flow down as you shake it free? Oh man. I am so turned on right now. Then the bat will fly off and we will live happily ever after. You’ll nag me about my healthy eating of course and my drinking at 5 AM, and the donuts, not to mention the fact that I just lay there scratching and farting and don’t look for a job, but I know we are going to be so happy together. That’s why I got you this ring. I love you. Was that too soon? Should I have waited?

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Mega Macabre Monstrous Mutated Mutation

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Monstrous Mutated Mutation
What the shizz! I don’t know if this Monstrous Mutated Mutation is some dude who ate too much at the McDonald’s in Chernobyl, or a mutated peen and sack that had too much viagra from the Fukushima pharmaceutical factory. I’m guessing the latter. If it starts growing suddenly or vomits a stream of pee, I guess we’ll know. I can’t unsee it and now neither can you. It ain’t no tardigrade.

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Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook

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Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook
Ohhhh so tenta-cool. This Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook is so shiny and so tentacle-y. I would draw in this thing all day long. Draw a blank! Cuz I’m not really that creative. Just beware. The eye in the center sees everything. So, you know, turn it away when you touch your peen and stuff. Just a thoughtful tip.