If you love mythic creatures, you probably want to drape them over you at night and get warm and cozy. Sure that sounds wrong, but people just don’t understand. Well, this Mythical Creatures and Cryptid Skeleton Throw Blanket will cover you in crazy cryptids. Ohhhhh classy! So classy that it makes your weird interest in cryptids almost acceptable. Or so I’m hoping.
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Needle Felted Tardigrades
I’m no scientist, but I have the Internet. That’s how I know that Tardigrades are nature’s microscopic and indestructible killing machines. Killing you with cuteness. What grade do I give this Tardigrade? B+. Would have earned an A+ except that it was tardi. See me after class.
FrivolousForest has 2 needle felted versions of this strange and majestic creature that looks like nature’s vacuum. Are they cute? Sure, but also kinda nightmare fuel. I may be biased though, ever since a gypsy told me that I would die at the hands of a tardigrade 50 years from now. Been waiting and watching for him. I’m ready! I hope it isn’t wearing lace like these guys!
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Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature
Mirror mirror on the- What the shuck! This Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature has a special place in my home so we can both be ugly in the mirror at the same time. I take that back. This mirror ain’t big enough for both our ugly. Now step aside before I break that long neck.
It is made with a skunk skull and Python vertebrae. So it is called a Skython. Or a slithering Snunk. On a different note, I don’t think I’m sober yet. Gonna come back and blog in an hour. I still won’t be sober, but I also won’t care. Kisses.
Posable Crocodile Doll
This Posable Crocodile Doll is creepy and awesome. I’m thinking about getting it so I have a buddy that I can do the Crocodile Rock with and we can shed crocodile tears together as we bitch about what a crock it all is. Is it a baby? An adult? I have no idea, but it looks hungry. He needs some Crocks for his feet. That seems appropriate. Anyway, later alligators, after while crocodiles. I can’t look at it anymore.
Drink Up With These Crazy and Gross Monster Mugs
Damn, these Monster Mugs from ScravisMugs are ugly. Those are some faces only a mother could love, even if that mother did have to take ’em down to the river and drown them cuz they so ugly. My beer better not taste like monster brains. At least I can have some company when getting drunk now thanks to these ugly heads. I will have an ugly head to drink from and the mug will have an ugly head drinking from it. We were made for each other.
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