I don’t know if this guy is a Leprechaun, an elf, or some undead freak of nature, but I’m confident that he earned the “creep the f**k out of everyone” badge and probably ate his scout leader too. Probably mixed the guy’s body with that can of baked beans I gave those little sh*ts last week when they hung a bag on my door (With several more on my lawn) and expected me to fill it with stuff I hate. Mission accomplished on that one. I gave them 2 cans of SPAM and a half case of Chef Boy’Ardee. Enjoy the GMOs troop unknown number with creepy looking scout leader.
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Creepy Cyborg Barbie With Arm Whipping Action
Barbie is a role model for anorexic girls everywhere. The doll has probably done young girls more harm than a million Miley Cyrus’ twerking ever could. That’s why it would be awesome if the Borg assimilated her. Resistance is futile b*tch. Go ahead and run into your Malibu beach house. They will find you and you will become part of the collective.
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Tabatha The Terror Doll Sets Off EMF Detector
This creepy doll comes from the collection of Ebay seller Animaltalk 2012.The seller says that her family isn’t happy about her large collection of haunted dolls, so she has decided to find new homes for them on Ebay. This particular doll has very high EMF readings, which the seller shows proof of in photos and also in a very creepy video. The seller states, “That it is very important if you claim that your dolls are haunted (or have energy levels) that you are able to show it, so you can see what exactly you are purchasing.” Read more “Tabatha The Terror Doll Sets Off EMF Detector”
Disturbing Multi-Face Schizo Doll
Looks like this little creeper, from Ebay seller Uniquefindsnmore, is bursting at the seams, with all sorts of dark emotions…and has a creepy face to go with each one. How do things like this even get made in the first place? What was the company that made it even thinking? Did Mattel have some crazy designers working for them in the 70s, who got their jollies, scaring the living daylights out of little children? This is not a nice doll! Somehow, I doubt it made it onto many little girls holiday wish lists, unless they were a warped and twisted Wednesday Adams type of a girl, who wanted the doll for playing torture games with…then the many crazy faces this doll makes would make sense.
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Infector Gadget May Be The Creepiest And Coolest Action Figure Ever
Do do do do do Infector Gadget do do do do do doo doo! This nasty little zombie freak will be the hottest(and nastiest creepy) action figure this year. Only $50. He is 8 inches of pure WTF awesomeness. Coincidentally that’s what I usually say to the ladies, but that always ends in laughter, followed by a debate about whether you can include the taint in the measurement. After that it’s just tears and a bucket of ice cream for me.
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