Tag: etsy

Albino Bat Spider Faux Taxidermy – Nightmare Fuel

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Albino Bat Spider Faux Taxidermy
He’s part spider, part bat, all albino. This Albino Bat Spider Faux Taxidermy is great for tricking your friends and telling them that you hunted this beast. Hunted it to extinction, which is why you don’t see them out in the wild. I like that it’s mouth looks so surprised. Whattttt? I’m on somebody’s wall? You sure are. Nice beard by the way. You got that whole snow white Santa thing going on. I bet the chicks love that. Looks distinguished.

Do I call it a spat? A Bider? An Albato? A Spalbino? A Spatbino? I’ll just call it nightmare fuel!

Hand Embroidered Centipedes

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Hand Embroidered Centipedes
This is an original hand embroidery of centipedes crawling around some Cheetos dust. Perfect for framing and putting on your wall. I had this on my tablet sitting on the floor, so at first I thought this was a napkin that I dropped after accidentally eating a bunch of centipedes. So now my tablet has been smashed violently by my foot and is covered in vomit since I induced my anti-centipede vomiting protocol. You win some, you lose some. You puke some. You puke a lot actually. How the hell am I gonna explain this to the guys at Best Buy, when I tell ’em it came like that? Last week it was a puke covered VR helmet!

Krampus Talking Doll Is Gift Giving Terror

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Krampus Talking Doll Is Gift Giving Terror
This Krampus Talking Doll is 7 inches of terror and I’m not being dirty. That’s just how tall he is. He is the anti-Santa and he has come to steal the souls of the naughty boys and girls. Give this doll to someone you love this Christmas and watch their horrified face, because he talks. And when he talks you will feel a shiver up your spine. Don’t believe me? Check out the video below. He says, “I am Krampus! The naughty souls are mine!” Watch the recipient drop the doll and run away when they hear that.

Cthulhu Christmas Tree Greeting Cards

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Cthulhu Christmas Tree Greeting Cards
We here at Creepbay wish you a merry Christmas and a happy Cthulhu. And we mean that too. We’ve sen Cthulhu unhappy and wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Well, maybe a few people. These Cthulhu Christmas Tree Greeting Cards have a Christmas tree made up of green tentacles and a red eye. Give it to someone you love this holiday season. Much like the herp, it is the gift that keeps on giving, but this gift is much more pleasant. This is a set of 10 so you can really spread that Cthulhu Holiday cheer.

Undead Skeleton Cat Plush – Meowzers!

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Undead Skeleton Cat Plush
What’s a good name for an Undead Skeleton Cat Plush? I have no idea. I’m gonna call mine Mr. Bones. I’ll hug him and squeeze him and cuddle all night, then when I fall asleep he will eat my face and turn me into an undead zombie too. Then we’ll start a detective agency called Meow and Pal(Consultants to the living) and solve all kinds of cases, like X-Files stuff. I’ll be the one who always gets the girl, the cat will be the one always eating rotten fish brains. At the end of every episode we’ll high five and freeze as the end credits music starts.