The Michael Myers Knife Necklace and Earrings will make you a sharp dresser. Get it? Sharp cuz it’s a knife. I hear ya. Comedy gold right? If that piece of gold was eaten by a dog and pooped out. These knife accessories have Michael’s face on them, looking menacing. Now you can walk around swinging your head and gyrating so your necklace knife sways wildly. “I’ll cut you man! I’ll cut you!” Calm down man, are you having a seizure? “Come close to my ears and say that! I’m a living weapon! Also getting dizzy.”
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Scary Demonic Skull And Frame Light Fixture
What the shizz? This is the scariest piece of interior frighting I have seen in a long time. Yeah, this Scary Demonic Skull And Frame Light Fixture is perfect for your den. Just as long as you call a priest in right away to exorcise it. You ever see a grown man scream every time the lights come on? You will if I buy this. Which I won’t because I value my sanity. The gold chains are a nice touch. Makes it look like Mr. T’s ghost is breaking through your wall. I pity the fool who ain’t got good lighting.
Sugar Skull Wood Folding Comb
Whoa. Your hair is going to look cool thanks to this Sugar Skull Wood Folding Comb. Take it out of your pocket, flick it open like a switchblade and comb those locks. You’ll be looking as good as that bearded, well haired skeleton on it’s side.
Comb your hair, comb your beard, hell comb your pubes and make Mr. Winky look all dapper. I don’t judge. This is one stylish comb that will come in handy. I’m gonna comb my beard all day. For snacks. Cuz that’s where I store them. I’m lying, I don’t have a beard. My five o’clock shadow is more like 4 o’clock and still waiting. I just don’t seem to have the necessary man-genes to grow a fuzzy face.
Taxidermy Squirrel Santa Claus Christmas Ornament
Nothing says Christmas like a dead squirrel head wearing a Santa hat. This Taxidermy Squirrel Santa Claus Christmas Ornament will make sure that you have a very merry rodent filled Christmas. He doesn’t even have a neck. Dude is just all head and all hat. Like a floating ghost in search of nuts that he will never find. Well, unless you hang him on your tree at crotch level and lean in too close. Then it’s all screaming and blood dripping on the presents below.
Cool Reindeer Skeleton Cameo Necklace
Awww look at the cute reindeer skeleton just frolicking in the snow. This Reindeer Skeleton Cameo Necklace has nice bones. As you may already know, Zombie Santa uses a bunch of skeleton reindeer to fly to the houses of bad kids who don’t eat their vegetables and get caught playing with their pee-pees. In other words, dude was at my house every year terrorizing me. I never even met the real Santa. Just the creepy anti-Santa. Oh and one year Krampus came to the house and dragged me off in a sack so he could beat me with a stick. Oh yeah, Christmas is just great. Good times! That’s why ever since I turned 12, I just hide in the attic till it’s all over.
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