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Alien Facehugger Dog Leash

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Normally alien facehuggers impregnate you in the face so that another alien bursts out of your chest, but this Etsy seller thinks walking dogs is a much better use for them.

Just let this Alien Facehugger Dog Leash sink it’s teeth into your dog as it wraps it’s arms around your dog’s back. By the time you walk to the park, an alien head will have burst from it’s rectum in an explosion of poo, leaving you lying dead on the grass, still clutching your poo bag. NOT a good idea. No one wants to die with a poo bag in their hand.
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Han Solo Tauntaun… HanTaun

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I see J.J. Abrahams new Star Wars is in full swing. Nice choice merging Han with a Tauntaun. Just needs Jar Jar on top whipping him forward. Now they smell bad AND shoot first. This Han Solo “HanTaun” action figure is…OK, I’m not going to pretend this is anything other than f**ked up. Those eyebrows will insure that it roams the wintry expanse of my nightmares.
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Igor Marty Feldman Head From Young Frankenstein: It’s Abby-Normal

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Today is your lucky day if you want to own a replica of Marty Feldman’s face as Igor from Young Frankenstein. Do you want to own it? Yes master I do. Then go and buy it from Etsy seller STUDIOLABORATORIO51. Quickly Igor before it sells out! Yes master!

Check out the bonus video of thing below, complete with it’s own soundtrack.
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Twisty the Clown Hard Replica Mask

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This handmade Twisty The Clown mask will let you cosplay as that lovable serial killing kook from this year’s American Horror Story. Everybody’s like, “He’s just misunderstood…blah blah blah…Isn’t Jessica Lange just brilliant?”

Fun fact about Twisty. He earned his name in the bread factories of 1950s America, where he was responsible for tying the bag off with twist ties. During his early clown days he would make animals out of twist ties and hand them to little children who would prick their fingers and bleed, before ingesting them to create jobs for the local hospitals.
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SAW Reverse Bear Trap

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Saw Movie Bear TrapWow. I hope that guy can unlock that Saw reverse bear trap in time so it doesn’t rip his jaws open. I don’t know about you, but I’m not a fan of scary puppets that make me play games. Well, unless it’s Go Fish. Love that game. Still trying to master it though. I think I made it into the National semi finals this year. Fingers crossed. Those kindergarten kids are gonna poop themselves. No, at least some of them really will.

Anyway, this prop from the Saw movies can be yours for $400.00. It’s totally safe. Meaning it won’t rip your jaws apart, but it does weigh 5 pounds so it will be a pain in the neck.