Okay. Here’s the plan. Sparklehooves, you enter the convenience store first. Take your time getting a Mountain Dew and then browse the magazine rack. MagicMane, you enter after. Pick up a slim jim and a bag of skittles, then read the nutritional info on the back of a bag of Doritoes. I’ll enter last, casually walking up to MagicMane and downing some skittles. It helps calm my nerves. At that point, it’s ski masks on gentlemen. Whinny like you mean it, then get the weapons out. Watch where you’re pointing that horn!
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Interior Frighting: Corpse Head Chandelier
Meet Nadine. Yeah, that’s her rotting head sitting on top of her withered spine. Etsy seller BehindTheRowsStudio tells the story:
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3 Faced Popcorn Clown Has Three Faces Too Many
You know the old put your wiener in the popcorn trick, so that your date screams when she grabs your junk instead of the popcorn? That’s nasty! But not half as nasty as finding this three faced clown in your popcorn. No really. This thing is bursting out of popcorn.
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The Horror That Is Snuffleupagus Cthulhu
Snuffleupagus or snuffaluffagus is a special cuddly elephant-something that every kid knew at one time, from Sesame Street. Well, apparently this cuddly and gentle creature has been turned into an ancient evil. And he is awake to terrorize the world.
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Keester Necklace: The Ultimate Acc-Ass-Ory
The Keester. Otherwise known as the ass, booty, buttocks, backside, rump, meat seat, tail, cheeks, fanny, buns, the ole juice caboose, or the gluteus maximus. No matter what you call it, twerking would be nothing without it. Now you can wear one on your neck. Above your cleavage. Which also looks like a butt.
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