Experience the softer side of Cthulhu with this creepy, yet somehow adorable needle felted version. He will still drive you insane, just to look upon him, but part of what is killing your mind will be cuteness.
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This Handbag Takes Things Literally, Is also Handmade
It’s a handbag. It’s handmade. It’s also very handy. No wonder it is full of hands. Brightly colored hands with paint on them. As if this handbag had rolled over a hundred children who were finger-painting pretty flowers and consumed them for all eternity in this bag.
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Attack Of The Killer Jar Heads
Etsy seller MindsEyeCreation makes all kinds of scary and creepy stuff. This evil hell spawn which looks like an amalgamation of all of my ex-wives is called a jar head. Not because he’s a marine, but because he actually has a jar head.
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Elvis’ Internal Organs Have Left The Building
I thought there were only two versions of Elvis. Fat Elvis and Thin Elvis. Here is a third. This painting shows Elvis with his insides showing. Hey, I think I see some half digested peanut butter and banana sandwiches. And a butt-load of pills. No wonder he sang Love Me Tender. He didn’t want people jabbing him in his internal organs while he made sweet love. Be gentle with Elvis baby. You dig?
Thanks for the tip William. Your a hunk a hunk of burning love. And you should really get that checked by a doctor.
Zombie Gnomes Feast On Pink Flamingos
Cry havoc and let slip the gnomes of war! These little pointy-hatted bastards are ferocious. Like happy little waddling Piranha. Everything is calm and tranquil in the yard. The sun is caressing your petunias. The sprinklers lazily water the lawn and recede. A bird twitters and drinks from a fountain. The morning dew still glistens on the brows and beards of decorative gnomes in your garden. Suburbia is tranquil today… Until you set out a pink flamingo on your lawn and walk back into your humble abode.
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