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The Zombie Simpsons

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We’ve featured UndeadEds work before. The man is prolific at churning out disgusting things. I mean that in a good way. His latest work are these The Zombie Simpsons, which features your favorite Springfield characters as The Walking Dead. They even glow in the dark so you won’t need a flashlight to see them at night.

Reminds me of the time the power went out and the wife told me to grab the flashlight. It ended with, “Ohhhh. I thought you said grab the fleshlight. That makes more sense. Better put this back then.”

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Snail Monsters Are Slow, Slimey And Scary

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Etsy seller limaceous makes all kinds of creepy and crazy, scary and slimey, gross and googly-eyed Snail Monsters. Buy one and they will mail it to you. Snail mail. Obviously. Good joke huh? Snailed it!

These little creatures are the perfect monsters. They’re all gross and nasty, but slow enough to run from. Plus, if you’re really scared you can just stomp them. Or slug them. Get it? I’m gonna use these to scare away real snails in my garden. Long story. It involves a septic tank overflow and a night full of thunder and lightning. Also stars me as the mad scientist. I’m not allowed to say anymore.
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Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls

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These Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls turn Kewpie dolls into action heroes. Check out that crazy cherub doing a Karate Kick. Kewpies dolls are back and this time it’s personal! I mean, not that personal, like they’re going full identity theft or anything. They aren’t gonna show up at your place of business and talk your boss or anything. I mean they are all up in your face doing karate moves and kicking butt without a single piece of clothing. Kewpie dolls don’t need no stinkin’ clothes!

These guys are naked and weird vengeance unleashed and unhinged. These babies don’t go goo-gaah and drool and poopy in their diapers, because guess what? No diapers! Only wings. God help you if you encounter a small swarm.
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Awesome Fantasy Figurines For Your Mom’s Basement

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Try not to have a nerdgasm when looking at Etsy seller DemiurgusDreams assortment of cool fantasy figurines. You’ll definitely need to make some space in your mother’s basement if you’re going to collect them all. Hey, I ain’t judging. I may not live with my mom, but she lives with me. I choose to take the basement cuz I’m cool like that. Just like I choose to spend my weekends free from any members of the opposite sex. I’m better than you is what I’m saying. No, not really. I’m a sad sad man and I need to buy some kick-ass fantasy creatures to make it all better.

I’m gonna buy ’em all and make them fight on my shelf. Take that life! These miniature beasts are a soothing salve for my awkward nerdiness and permanent butt-acne.
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Pocket Fetusoids: Poke-Fetus?

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Pocket fetusoids! Fetuses for your pocket. If my geek speak is correct Pocket Fetusoids roughly translates to Poke-Fetus. And you know what that means. You gotta catch ’em all. Except I’m pretty sure that Poke-Fetuses are not caught with red/white Pokeballs, but captured with some sort of slimy womb-balls. He he. Womb balls. That’s hilarious. Womb balls are the next big thing. Just bounce them around until you find the prize inside. A gooey fetus! It will change the game of Basketball forever!

Back on track. All on my own too, without meds. So anyways, Pocket Fetusoids, some of which look like Jake the Dog. Note to self: Kickstart the National Fetusoid League and get some players onboard.
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