Hey Aqua lung… Talking to you fish-man. This Custom Creature from the Black Lagoon Lamp Shade will light your room in a swampy light that is gonna look awesome. The images were taken from 600 film grabs pulled off the DVD, then a greenish tint was added to give it that swampy look. Which is perfect for my room, what with all of the molds and puddles and stuff, from not cleaning. I saw a frog around here the other day even.
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Giant Red King Crab Chair
I think I got crabs from your chair?
Are you sure? *Looks at my Giant Red King Crab Chair.* Nah. I keep a clean place.
I haven’t been with any other chairs for weeks.
Hmmm. Sorry baby, you’re barking up the wrong crustacean. Now c’mere and let me pinch ya.
This chair is perfect for me, cuz I feel crabby everyday. I’m also the king of my castle. The crab king. Not sayin’ I have crabs. I’m just the king of said crabs. Seriously, I have a scepter, a crown and everything. I also have a bunch of crab medicine. But that’s just in case. You never know when they might overthrow me.
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Mirror Framed By Fingers
Um, Okay… This is a Mirror Framed By Fingers. For reals. It has fingers all around it. Looking in this mirror is gonna be a white-knuckle ride baby. Are they all middle fingers? I have no idea, but I’m flipping this thing off like a hundred times, just so we’re even.
Fingers, fingers, on the wall, who’s got the fairest fingers of them all? I do. Mine are the fairest. You just have the most. I would count how many you have, but I don’t have enough fingers to count that high. I might just get this, cuz the mirror I currently have is all thumbs… Not fingers.
Bone Decor – Skull Chair
This Skull Chair just wants to sit in your living room and look cool. It’s a piece of furniture that goes against the grain. The Mi-Graine! Just sit right back and consider yourself it’s brains. Cuz it has none. And when you bring this thing home, be careful not to bang it against the wall, otherwise this guy will be a numb-skull. Heh! I really do love a good skull joke. So does God apparently, judging by my weird head.
This chair is way too much work anyway. Every time you move it, it scraps against the floor and leaves marks, like it is eating your hardwood floors with it’s dead upper teeth. Have you been sharpening your teeth on the floor again? Bad skull. Bad skull. I would rub your face in it, but you are nothing but face, so that seems wrong somehow.
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Coffin Lantern – Go To The Light!
This Coffin Lantern must be what the Grim Reaper holds up when he comes to visit people. You see a lantern like this, you know you’re in trouble. This would look great in your horror themed home. Hey, if moths are attracted to light, do undead moths get attracted to a coffin light? I hope we don’t have a wave of zombie moths because of these things. I might put this outside of my house just to keep others away. Eh, I’m anti-social like that.
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