The Oracle of Oddities Anatomy Tarot Deck is pretty cool. Pretty pretty. Anatomy combined with tarot. Deal out the pretty body parts, adorned with such details as butterflies, flowers, some guy stabbing a heart and more. Most mesmerizing and macabre. Tantalizing yet terrifying. If you don’t buy a deck, you get the fool card dealt cuz you a fool, fool!.
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Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress – Here Comes The Bride
This Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress is confusing. If zombies eat brains and mermaids are essentially fish, and fish is brain food, what is she after? My money! Gotta be my money. Boy did she crawl up the wrong beach! Kinda sexy though. Can a mermaid even walk down the aisle? Or down the isle even? And how’d she find herself posing between all those wine barrels. She’s probably gonna uncork them all and keep herself wet. Take a swim and a drink at the same time.
Edgar Allan Poe Stories and Poems Book
Edgar Allan Poe Stories and Poems is a modern graphic novel take on some amazing gothic classics. It includes seven of Poe’s stories with some very cool illustrations. This 120-page graphic novel features Poe classics like “The Cask of Amontillado,” “The Masque of the Red Death,” “The Tell-Tale Heart.” It also includes Poe’s poems “The Raven,” “Annabel Lee,” and “The Bells.” This is a must for fans of Edgar Allan Poe.
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Un-Happy Hour Skirt Is A Real Monster Mash
This Un-Happy Hour Skirt is full of monsters getting their drink on in some bar in Transylvania. Looks like a fun time. I have only one question. What does a mummy have to go through to take a s**t? Do you have to unwrap your entire body just to expose your mummy-butt so you can take a dump? Or do they have a convenient set of butt-bandages that open like a flap? Also, do they wipe with their own bandages or use TP? So many questions.
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Go Batty For This Reversible Skeleton Bat Scarf
To me my bat minions! Gather around my neck and- *cough cough* Not so tight. Loosen up- *cough* Is that guano on my sweater? Why you little- This Reversible Skeleton Bat Scarf will keep you warm and besides, bats are totally in fashion this year. These bats are adorable when they hang off the neck like that. I mean, yeah, you have to dislodge their teeth as they hang off you and suck your blood, but still, totes adorbs.