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Scary Peeper Alien Decoration – The Truth Is Out There

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Scary Peeper Alien Decoration
Attach this Scary Peeper Alien Decoration to any window and scare the bejesus out of your friends and family. He looks like he is communicating telepathically with his victim. Hell, I see his victim reflected in his eye. You see that? Some lucky dude is about to get a visit from the intergalactic proctologist. Good luck with that. Nothing that a little hemorrhoid cream and a cry in the corner can’t fix. This is even better than the Sasquatch Scary Peeper

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Creature from the Black Lagoon Saucer Plate

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Creature from the Black Lagoon Saucer Plate
Decorate with monsters, that’s what I say. This Creature from the Black Lagoon Saucer Plate will look great on your wall. I know they call him the Creature from the Black Lagoon, but I don’t see color. The lagoon could be pink for all I care. *Laughs like a rich idiot as I lift my teacup to my lips from my monster decorated saucer. Rings for the butler.* Wait. Why am I wearing a powdered wig? It’s like I’m not even in control of my own imagination. Damn.

Anyway, back to playing with my action figure.

Freddy Krueger Glove Wine Glass – Never Sleep Again

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Freddy Krueger Glove Wine Glass
The Freddy Krueger Glove Wine Glass. For when you want a slash of wine. Not a splash. Never sleep again huh? I seriously doubt that cuz this is like my fifth glass of wine. Slash me again! I’ll tell me when I’ve had too many. I said slash me again! OW! Not in the face! You have sharp nails. Oh, didn’t notice Freddy himself was bartending tonight. *sigh* I’m already asleep aren’t I? Damn! Probably laying on this pillow too.

Halloween Collector’s Enamel Pin Set 6-Pack

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Halloween Collector's Enamel Pin Set 6-Pack
Wear these pins on your Michael Myers costume. This Halloween Collector’s Enamel Pin Set 6-Pack gives you 6 pins based on the movie. I’m gonna wear them in a pattern that makes it look like they are stabbing and shooting each other. No one survives my accessorizing! Maybe I’ll have everyone stabbing and shooting that pumpkin. It is a limited edition of only 500 pieces, so get them now! Wear them with these Michael Myers Earrings.

Edgar Allan Poe The Raven Infinity Scarf

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Edgar Allan Poe The Raven Infinity ScarfBe chilled nevermore! The Edgar Allan Poe The Raven Infinity Scarf will keep you warm around your neck. I call this look the Edgar. You’ll be rocking the Edgar. You’ll be so stylin’ you’ll have to call the fashion Poelice. That’s pronounced po-lease, not poe-lice just so we’re clear. Lice ain’t no joke. Neither are crabs, but that’s another story. So creepy and couture! You might also like the Edgar Allan Poe Wallet.
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