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Cat Eating Mouse Door Knocker

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Cat Eating Mouse Door Knocker
Just look at that cat-eating grin. This Cat Eating Mouse Door Knocker is pretty awesome. For the cat. Not so much for the mouse. Just swing the mouse and knock on the door. But knock 3 times. I might be getting busy inside, if you know what I mean. Hint, hint. Nudge, nudge. Heh. Yeah, probably not. Okay, just knock regular-like. Most likely I’ll be feeding my face and watching Netflix.

On a side-note, damn that cat is bronzed like a New Jersey housewife. Somebody done bronzed their puss. Now don’t be dirty, I’m just talkin’ ’bout the cat door knocker.
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Curse of Ezekiel Gothic Bracelet

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Curse of Ezekiel Gothic Bracelet
I have no idea what the curse of Ezekiel is, but it looks like getting a pair of skeleton handcuffs slapped on you. This Curse of Ezekiel Gothic Bracelet is like having skeleton hands gripping your wrist all day. Get off me. Get off me already. Oh yeah, that’s right, I’m wearing them willingly. It has a good grip. Real sturdy. This guy definitely had his calcium for strong bones. I just wish he would stop digging his nails into me. Do you even own nail clippers?

Krampus Display Head

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Krampus Display Head
It’s never too early for Krampus. Even if it isn’t Krampus time, you can enjoy this Krampus Display Head on your mantel. Give him a haircut and some moisturizer and he may even be more pleasant to look at. That’s what my mom said to my wife on our wedding day anyway. Don’t be a grumpus. Or a Wampus, buy yourself a Krampus. He looks crazy. Wampus bampus, thank you Krampus!

Did that make any sense? I woke up with med-head. It’s like bed-head, but due to meds.

Miniature Skulls of the Fallen

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Miniature Skulls of the Fallen
Oh. Check out these Miniature Skulls of the Fallen. I may be wrong, but I think they got the name cuz some fell down the stairs, another fell off a cliff, another fell in love (Dude fell hard) and another just wanted to stop the world and melt with you, but fell out of a tree. This is basically an instant skull set. If you like that sort of thing, which I do.
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Platform Spider Web Studded Skull Boots

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Platform Spider Web Studded Skull Boots
Uh-oh, here come’s the black widow. You can tell by the shoes. These Platform Spider Web Studded Skull Boots are for warrior widow women with wearable webs. Try saying that three times fast. They have spider webs all over and skulls in back. Kinda like a cemetery really. I guess you could say she’s got webbed feet. Heh. I made a funny. Forget Doctor Scholls. These are Doctor Skulls. This is some fiendish footwear my friends. If you see a woman wearing these, she’s trouble. You’ll get caught in her web and be a snack.
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