This monster mask is all teeth. Teeth going every which way but loose. That was a great movie. Right turn Clyde. *Swings arm out. BAM.* Oh damn. Sorry Grandma. But you know better than to sneak up on me when I’m writing a blog post. You needed a nap anyway. I apologize to whatever channel that is on the TV. You just lost your last Matlock viewer.
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Tag: halloween
Skull Potion Bottle Necklace
These Skull Potion Bottle Necklaces are like little pickled skulls that you want to just pick out with a tiny fork and put in your mouth. No? Just me? That’s not weird right? These things are potions that you hang around your neck. I don’t know. They restore your health and give you mana and stuff in case you’re fighting a boss monster.
I’m just assuming. I’ve never fought a boss monster. But I did get married once and it took a lot of potion to get past that beast. Potion made by a wizard named Jack Daniels.
Flying Bats Necklaces
These Flying Bats Necklaces from BellaMortaJewelry will put a whole bevvy of bats on your buxom bosom. I can practically hear them chittering and flapping their wings as they whoosh away into the twilight. I wish I was one of them. I want to be free like the bat, but every time I sleep hanging upside down I wake up on the floor with a neck injury.
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Beetlejuice family costume
Beetlejuice. He’s the ghost with the most. Wish he was a game show host. Check out this Beetlejuice family costume. This will get you a lot of candy on Halloween this year. And it beats cutting holes in kids bags and picking up the candy trail. I had that career for about two hours until my chocolate covered face looked up into the light of a policeman’s flashlight. I barred my teeth and growled. Then bolted! Never looked back. But I think the cop slipped a tootsie roll and threw his back out. Cuz he said so between curses.
Damn that kid makes a creepy Beetlejuice! I wanna look like that when I’m an old man.
Cool And Scary Traveler’s Bags
These travel bags from Etsy seller creatureog are kinda scary and spooky. You carry a bag like this and people will think you are a witch, or a gypsy. Me, I don’t rush to judgement.
What about that time you outed a witch at the grocery store?
Yeah well she got like $700 in groceries for $1.98. Tell me that wasn’t witchcraft!
They were filming Extreme Couponing for TLC.
Witchcraft! And if you say otherwise I’ll burn you at the stake!
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